Football Where are they now...?

[Cyncoedslumdog]

Prescoed are easily the best team in that League but because every game they're supposed to play away has to be played in Prescoed it's classed as a 5-0 loss even though they generally win by a big score.

 

[stantys tattoos]

Swindon Town appoint Mark Kennedy as Head Coach

Swindon Town Football Club are delighted to confirm the appointment of Mark Kennedy as head coach on a two-year contract.

www.swindontownfc.co.uk

 

[stantys tattoos]

Deal agreed for Uche Ikpeazu | St Johnstone Football Club

www.perthstjohnstonefc.co.uk

 

[Joecity]

43 year old Leon Jeanne scored twice for Prescoed Prison today in a 6-1 win over Talgarth Town in the Gwent Central League Division 2 this afternoon.

I work in Prescoed jail now and then. It's a lovely part of the World there. Jeanne was in Parc Prison up until a couple of months ago. I did the water in his cell. I'm a big believer in speaking as you find as he was sound tbf. Just another bloke.

 

[Jimmytaff]

I work in Prescoed jail now and then. It's a lovely part of the World there. Jeanne was in Parc Prison up until a couple of months ago. I did the water in his cell. I'm a big believer in speaking as you find as he was sound tbf. Just another bloke.

Surprised you were allowed in the room at the same time as the cons

 

[Joecity]

Surprised you were allowed in the room at the same time as the cons

Why ?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Why ?

Just thought the security protocols would be much more risk averse

 

[Melvin Udal]

I work in Prescoed jail now and then. It's a lovely part of the World there. Jeanne was in Parc Prison up until a couple of months ago. I did the water in his cell. I'm a big believer in speaking as you find as he was sound tbf. Just another bloke.

In prison tho

 

[Steve R]

Surprised you were allowed in the room at the same time as the cons

Why ?

You know why Joe. You can't be trusted. Let's leave it at that shall we?

 

[stantys tattoos]

You know why Joe. You can't be trusted. Let's leave it at that shall we?

the only workman who has ever asked for a body cavity search before entering prison

 

[Joecity]

Just thought the security protocols would be much more risk averse

Nah. British jalls are not like American ones. The Welsh ones at least are not particularly dangerous places. You get the odd lippy cunt trying it on but mostly the prisoners are pretty sound.

You have escorts with you. They lurk around outside the cell. In Parc a lot of them are ex officers but in the other jails they're just mininum wage old blokes. They're not really there for your protection they're there to show you where to go mostly.

Usually you are there to improve a cell so most prisoners are pretty placid. I've worked with challenging behaviour all my life until I retrained so it don't really bother me.

They are always asking you to drill holes in their speakers for them, or turn the temperature of the water up or down, beyond the limits of what you're allowed to do.

They just ask you stupid shit, just to ask you stuff mostly.

'Working are you boss'

'Yeh mate'

'Oh. Doing work isi'

'Yeah mate'

'In the jail like isi? Working like'

'Yes mate'

That's the most usual conversation you'll have.

 

[Joecity]

Or it will be asking you if you know people from somewhere. That's actually probably the most common.

'From Cardiff are you boss ?'

'Yes mate'

"What part ?'

'Pentwyn mate'

'Do you know Slicey? Shitsy and Stealy ?'

'No'

'What about Swipey. Drugsie and Thefto ?'

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Glos Blue]

Is that a different missus from the Sex Jacket photo? You dirty dog Victor.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Is that a different missus from the Sex Jacket photo? You dirty dog Victor.

Who he

 

[Jimmytaff]

Who he

 

[Caroline St]

Well we know where earnie was yesterday

 

[Cyncoedslumdog]

I work in Prescoed jail now and then. It's a lovely part of the World there. Jeanne was in Parc Prison up until a couple of months ago. I did the water in his cell. I'm a big believer in speaking as you find as he was sound tbf. Just another bloke.

Thinly veiled "I'm out on parole".

 

[stantys tattoos]

Rudy Gestede: Blackburn Rovers name ex-striker head of football

Blackburn Rovers appoint their former striker Rudy Gestede as head of football operations.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[The Colonel]

Rudy Gestede: Blackburn Rovers name ex-striker head of football

Blackburn Rovers appoint their former striker Rudy Gestede as head of football operations.

www.bbc.co.uk

Was not expecting to see that headline today