Wiping your arse

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Could be a problem after Brexit as bog roll apparently will run short so any alternative methods for bum wiping would be welcomed,think l might start collecting the Metro when l use the local bus in future:old:
 

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I'd like to know too
 

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Could be a problem after Brexit as bog roll apparently will run short so any alternative methods for bum wiping would be welcomed,think l might start collecting the Metro when l use the local bus in future:old:
I'd like to know too
A certain messageboarder will be making a tidy profit after we've taken back control. Single sheets will be available to purchase each lunchtime for a very reasonable free from his office at a table outside Nero on Queen Street.
 

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Looked at a house the other day that had a bidet.

Might organise a 2nd viewing when I run out of bog roll, just so I can curl out a sneaky jobby.
 

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I wouldn't worry. We'll have no food as well so no need for a tom tit in the first place. All sorted.
 

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Missus spent most of yesterday hopping on and off buses in Caerphilly came home with seven Metro and a Caerphilly Observer,no way Brexit is gonna leave us in the shit:old:
 

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I've had a quick flick through the 11,000 odd threads posted on here and wiping your arse is featured in 7 of them. That's fucking good going. Makes me proud.
 

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Could be a problem after Brexit as bog roll apparently will run short so any alternative methods for bum wiping would be welcomed,think l might start collecting the Metro when l use the local bus in future:old:
Find someone who likes rimming.
 

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the question is how do you wipe your arse? up or down? we had a massive discussion in the club about this and asked many members. the majority were up but my mate and his 2 brothers and their uncle were down, i said thats just your family you weirdos. any thoughts on this?
 

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How does a blind man know when he's finished wiping his arse?
 
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the question is how do you wipe your arse? up or down? we had a massive discussion in the club about this and asked many members. the majority were up but my mate and his 2 brothers and their uncle were down, i said thats just your family you weirdos. any thoughts on this?
anyway no fuckers answered the question
 

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