Your favourite disputed facts

[PlumberAde]

Steve Archibald was the first person to appear twice on one episode of Top of the Pops (Spurs and Scotland had songs in chart).

 

[Roy Cok]

Steve Archibald was the first person to appear twice on one episode of Top of the Pops (Spurs and Scotland had songs in chart).

I dispute that fact.

 

[Mad Al]

George Washington did not have wooden teeth.

 

[Vimto]

Crab sticks do not actually contain any crab. From 1993, manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them 'Crab Flavoured Sticks'.

 

[Mad Al]

Victorian Era doctors invented the vibrator to cure female 'hysteria' during orgasm

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

When Mrs Peace says “I don’t mind” and really, she does. A lot.

 

[Mad Al]

Donald duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.

 

[Mad Al]

The toothpaste “Colgate” in Spanish translates to “go fuck yourself”

 

[Mad Al]

To produce a single pound of honey, a single bee would have to visit 2 million Holland and Barrett stores.

 

[BSP]

If you drive your car without road tax, you invalidate your insurance.

 

[Mad Al]

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose, ears and knobs never stop growing.

 

[Mad Al]

During your lifetime, you will produce enough spunk to fill two swimming pools

 

[BSP]

only the Queen is allowed to murder a swan

 

[Mad Al]

The tongue of a blue whale weighs more than most fat women

 

[Dr Lecter]

When Mrs Peace says “I don’t mind” and really, she does. A lot.

When any woman says she’s ‘fine’ - trust me, she’s far from fine.

 

[Dr Lecter]

One human year equals 7 dog years isn’t strictly true.

While it may be true of some dogs, it depends on the breed and size of the dog.

 

[Dr Lecter]

Shaving your legs doesn’t make the hair grow back quicker, thicker or darker.

 

[Dr Lecter]

Bats aren’t blind, they’ve just got really small eyes.

 

[Dr Lecter]

Committing PayPal fraud doesn’t get you permanently banned from football forums.

Laughing and joking about it will.

 

[Mad Al]

20% of power cuts are caused by squirrels