Football Funny football chants

[Nugent]

Take your pick

 

[Steve R]

'Shall we read the news for you?' is the all time funniest chant sang to a Steward at an away game who bared a striking resemblance to Trevor McDonald.

 

[deleted]

I do remember in the early 90s spurs fans singing

chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim cheroo
klinsmann was a nazi but now he's a jew...

or something similar

 

[kernel]

Celtic used to sing this to the tune of 'Amore':

When the ball hits the net and it's not Jorge Cadete it's DiCanio,
When it sails through the air and it's not big Pierre it's DiCanio,
When it goes like a bomb and it's not Andy Thom it's DiCanio,
When he goes all the way and it's not Paul McStay it's DiCanio,
When the ball is cut back and it's not Jackie Mac it's DiCanio

 

[Joecity]

This is deffo up there


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/vgsrEitza8U?si=62yeZd7wVeli31Xi

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

This is deffo up there


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/vgsrEitza8U?si=62yeZd7wVeli31Xi

They do good chants Man U

Probably the only good thing about them. Otherwise cunts. Nuggles their lad too.

 

[RingPeace]

Can’t find the video, but this was a funny one…
“Shit Tesco sandwich, You’re just a shit Tesco sandwich.”