Official Xmas tree thread

[Nugent]

Just put ours up.

 

[kernel]

Ah, the festive spirit of a lovely Xmas tree thread.

 

[Nugent]

Ah, the festive spirit of a lovely Xmas tree thread.

Not the same without the xmas smileys tho.
How do you do it anyway? Have you got to draw the hats on each emoji individually?

 

[Mad Al]

Just put ours up.

Move the tree to the left a bit nuge, I can't see the match ffs.

 

[kernel]

Not the same without the xmas smileys tho.
How do you do it anyway? Have you got to draw the hats on each emoji individually?

I did have to do that in the first year, yeah. The smilies will be up on the 1st of December unless city hang onto this lead and I'll put them on later.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Just put ours up.

The grammar of a chippy.

 

[Nugent]

The grammar of a chippy.

Oh look out boys , here he is.

Let's scarper

 

[Hartley]

Missus and daughters chucked mine up earlier. Feel like having a few get in the Xmas spirit.

 

[kernel]

Missus and daughters chucked mine up earlier. Feel like having a few get in the Xmas spirit.

I like a living room free of clutter.

 

[Hartley]

I like a living room free of clutter.

It’s all up the other end

 

[Nugent]

Missus and daughters chucked mine up earlier. Feel like having a few get in the Xmas spirit.

Get a baileys down you mun

I like a living room free of clutter.

Oh my missus would love him.
I bet he hoovered on top of normal hoovering duties just for the oocc unveil

 

[Hartley]

Get a baileys down you mun



Oh my missus would love him.
I bet he hoovered on top of normal hoovering duties just for the oocc unveil

I want to try that Strawsberrys & Cream one but I’m not homosexual.

Sweeping up is usually my chore but she did it today as I’ve been bastard busy mun. Having bathroom done out been up the skips 3 times and just ripped a floor up.

 

[Nugent]

I want to try that Strawsberrys & Cream one but I’m not homosexual.

Sweeping up is usually my chore but she did it today as I’ve been bastard busy mun. Having bathroom done out been up the skips 3 times and just ripped a floor up.

Funny you should say that, our Dyson hand held packed up this very morning.
We had to get the conventional upright corded Dyson out of retirement.

 

[kernel]

Funny you should say that, our Dyson hand held packed up this very morning.
We had to get the conventional upright corded Dyson out of retirement.

Ooohhh! Jeeves! I say, Jeeves! Fetch the spare Dyson from the boot room of the summer house.

 

[Hartley]

Funny you should say that, our Dyson hand held packed up this very morning.
We had to get the conventional upright corded Dyson out of retirement.

Thought mine packed in earlier but I’d jammed the neck trying to hoover up plaster

 

[Nugent]

Thought mine packed in earlier but I’d jammed the neck trying to hoover up plaster

Ah, you need a little Henry for more robust stuff mun

 

[Hartley]

Ah, you need a little Henry for more robust stuff mun

Fuck it, left it for the builders. It’s their mess. I’m paying them ffs mun.

 

[Nugent]

Fuck it, left it for the builders. It’s their mess. I’m paying them ffs mun.

Thats one thing I pride myself on.
Always clean up after yourself.

 

[Mad Al]

Thats one thing I pride myself on.
Always clean up after yourself.

Ahem, Mrs Smith's patio ring any bells?

 

[Hartley]

Thats one thing I pride myself on.
Always clean up after yourself.

Nah to be fair they been great. Just said cheaper for us if we didnt have a skip and took the rubbish up the skip ourselves. We took the cheap option.

Poor fucker and his kid have been here until 9pm a couple of nights this week then he had planned a day here on Friday and my missus ordered the wrong size unit. My fault though