Jacks going cashless

[stantys tattoos]

Well they shouldn't.

well i would have had a shit sunday out with no cash

 

[Mrs Steve R]

So does card payment

If our internet goes down in work we can only take cash, so cash always works

 

[Nugent]

If our internet goes down in work we can only take cash, so cash always works

Cash slows things down.
Old farts dallying with shrapnel in their purses. Really fucks me off.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Cash slows things down.
Old farts dallying with shrapnel in their purses. Really fucks me off.

No it doesn't, I can give change out just as quick as the card machine going through.

Don't side with Kiffa on the old people ffs

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Yeah but apart from all those places

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

No it doesn't, I can give change out just as quick as the card machine going through.

Don't side with Kiffa on the old people ffs

Never mind cash, standing behind some bulb fannying about trying to pay by phone is much worse.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Never mind cash, standing behind some bulb fannying about trying to pay by phone is much worse.

Yeah and them watch weirdos

We had a guy pay by ring once, he waved his hand over the machine like he was doing a magic trick, he thought he was really cool, we thought what a wanker

 

[Melvin Udal]

the m/c wasn't working in the club for a couple of weeks so needed cash, plus my mates bar only takes cash as well

Ferque cards, I love a big wedge in my pocket

 

[Melvin Udal]

Yeah and them watch weirdos

We had a guy pay by ring once, he waved his hand over the machine like he was doing a magic trick, he thought he was really cool, we thought what a wanker

Acrobat?

 

[Malarkey]

Cash slows things down.
Old farts dallying with shrapnel in their purses. Really fucks me off.

I mostly use cash to simply piss off tradesmen. I sometimes get my card out and then put it away before rummaging in my pocket for the correct change.
I then use a £20 note.

 

[Kiffa 3.21]

Cash always works.

not if a place doesn’t take cash

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

I mostly use cash to simply piss off tradesmen. I sometimes get my card out and then put it away before rummaging in my pocket for the correct change.
I then use a £20 note.

…oh dear I’ve forgotten my purse. Now where could that be? I know that I had it this morning because I payed Colin the milkman and he always calls on a Monday, oh I do like Colin, such a lovely chap, have you ever met him? Of course his wife left him and his kids live in Bargoed now so he never sees them, poor man, anyway where was I, oh yes, do you have any Epsom Salts dear, oh and 20 Embassy no 1 please love, oh yes and I’ll have 40 lucky dips for this Saturday please my love…….

 

[Kiffa 3.21]

No it doesn't, I can give change out just as quick as the card machine going through.

Don't side with Kiffa on the old people ffs

He’s right there tho

I don’t care how fast you can dish change out its Doris from number 63 trying to find the odd 87p that takes forever

 

[Nugent]

Never mind cash, standing behind some bulb fannying about trying to pay by phone is much worse.

Only if they haven't got the phone out ready.
Otherwise I agree with you

 

[Mrs Steve R]

He’s right there tho

I don’t care how fast you can dish change out its Doris from number 63 trying to find the odd 87p that takes forever

 

[Nugent]

He’s right there tho

I don’t care how fast you can dish change out its Doris from number 63 trying to find the odd 87p that takes forever

They also check lottery tickets too. That does me in. The cunts know they haven't won, they just want to double check at the expense of our valuable time

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Only if they haven't got the phone out ready.
Otherwise I agree with you

Don't get me started on all the workmen that have to run back to their vans for wallets or phones

 

[Kiffa 3.21]

Only if they haven't got the phone out ready.
Otherwise I agree with you

Just use your watch it’s always ready

 

[Kiffa 3.21]

They also check lottery tickets too. That does me in. The cunts know they haven't won, they just want to double check at the expense of our valuable time

Any shopkeeper worth their salt is telling them they’ve won fuck all and keeping the tenners anyway

 

[Malarkey]

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