Alternative names for football clubs

[Dr. Lecter]

Pork Snail

 

[Joecity]

Cunt Alexandra

 

[Gonzo mckenzie]

QPArse

 

[MaestegBlue]

DagenHam and Cheese Toasty and Redbridge

 

[MaestegBlue]

Stroke City

 

[Facey]

Quepeear

 

[bluethrough™]

Club...............Arsenal
Manager......Arsene
And where did Ashley Cole stick his phone

Something seriously wrong at that club

 

[Dr. Lecter]

MK M0ngs

 

[Travis Bickle]

Bentfraud during their days under the chairmanship of Ron Noades

 

[Knees up Brian Clark]

Barnsilly

 

[Norris Cole]

Nottingham Norrist

 

[Cyncoedslumdog]

Bristol Titty.

 

[Nugent]

Fair play i think is the worst thread ive ever seen on this forum lol

 

[Nugent]

Fake Madrid
Fake Vallecano
Fake Betis

 

[Nugent]

Paris St German

 

[Nugent]

West hamwich

 

[Nugent]

East Brom
North Brom
South Brom

 

[Joecity]

DagenHam and Cheese Toasty and Redbridge

Made me want that exact snack now. I haven't even had breakfast yet. Never mind I'll pretend I'm French.

 

[Nugent]

Made me want that exact snack now. I haven't even had breakfast yet. Never mind I'll pretend I'm French.

And me.
I'm lying in bed starving but am too scared to get up as I can hear the missus ironing and she'll make me take over

 

[Joecity]

And me.
I'm lying in bed starving but am too scared to get up as I can hear the missus ironing and she'll make me take over

Likewise but without the Mrs. I gonna get up now. Fuck it. Go down the shop. I got Spaghetti Bolognaise already made for tonight but need a scran to soak up yesterday's zest.

Looking after my neighbours rabbit but it done a runner. New it would come back when it was hungry. Sure enough she was there at 6 this morning. Back in her hutch and me back to bed. I've no idea how she gets out the garden though.

I'll let her out a bit later when its cooler. She can have a buzz about for a bit then back in her jail bless her.