An Ode to Llanblue

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This is the story all about how
Little Llanblue became the bitch of the hour.
If you’d like to take a minute then stay right there
I’ll tell you how he became the bitch of this lair.

He tried to play a game and failed every day
Started rumours because he didn’t know what to say
He got verbally raped by those that were better
But still came back with more diarrhoea.

His comebacks were lame
His GIF game was poor
Please Mr Kernel show him the door….

Maybe one day he will see sense
That starting a war with Gen X ain’t cool
Don’t sit on the fence
Don’t sit on the stool
Certainly don’t pity this fool.

Little Llanblue, the coked up monkey fucker
Time to change your tampon
Go speak to your mom
Get your bottle sorted
It’s time for bed Fred.
Maybe the next step is to become your daddy instead 🖕🖕
 
What The Hell GIF by The Roku Channel
 
Is this the bloke who wants electing to the Trust?

Fucking hell :hehe:
 
He wants a naked duel tonight cos he can’t play on here 🤣🤣🤣
 
Like to see your replies to being called a smackhead constantly 🤷‍♂️
Your a useless crybaby.

You do know calling people a monkey is a racist slur and people who use that type of language shouldn’t even be in the stadium never mind the trust.

Probably the drugs talking I doubt you really mean it.
 
Like to see your replies to being called a smackhead constantly 🤷‍♂️

Weirdly enough, despite being here about 8.5 years, nobody's called me a smackhead.

If it did happen, I'm not sure I'd bother writing the person a poem.

Have you done one for Mehmet?
 
Weirdly enough, despite being here about 8.5 years, nobody's called me a smackhead.

If it did happen, I'm not sure I'd bother writing the person a poem.

Have you done one for Mehmet?
Mehmet gets the best gear tbf...what with his international connections and that.
 
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Your a useless crybaby.

You do know calling people a monkey is a racist slur and people who use that type of language shouldn’t even be in the stadium never mind the trust.

Probably the drugs talking I doubt you really mean it.
You’re the fucking cry baby, you’re the one attributing the word monkey to a racist slur…
When most people say monkey they mean 🐒

Now go sniff your tampon and cry to your mammy bitchboy
 
You’re the fucking cry baby, you’re the one attributing the word monkey to a racist slur…
When most people say monkey they mean 🐒

Now go sniff your tampon and cry to your mammy bitchboy


When I say it I mean Melv
 
You’re the fucking cry baby, you’re the one attributing the word monkey to a racist slur…
When most people say monkey they mean 🐒

Now go sniff your tampon and cry to your mammy bitchboy
They don’t mate when most people call another person a monkey they use it as a racial slur.

All you’ve done is embarrass yourself with this thread.

Wound you up good and proper you went off the rails faster than Toby did.
 
Roses are red
Sometimes they're pink
This whole petty squabble
Is starting to stink
 
Weirdly enough, despite being here about 8.5 years, nobody's called me a smackhead.

If it did happen, I'm not sure I'd bother writing the person a poem.

Have you done one for Mehmet?
Tbf I have contacted the little baby via DM to find out what its issue is but like a little pansy he wants to ignore and make shitty accusations
 
They don’t mate when most people call another person a monkey they use it as a racial slur.

All you’ve done is embarrass yourself with this thread.

Wound you up good and proper you went off the rails faster than Toby did.
Not wound up, you’re the one crying and making accusations you can’t back up and yes you’re a crybaby bitch
 
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