This is the story all about how
Little Llanblue became the bitch of the hour.
If you’d like to take a minute then stay right there
I’ll tell you how he became the bitch of this lair.
He tried to play a game and failed every day
Started rumours because he didn’t know what to say
He got verbally raped by those that were better
But still came back with more diarrhoea.
His comebacks were lame
His GIF game was poor
Please Mr Kernel show him the door….
Maybe one day he will see sense
That starting a war with Gen X ain’t cool
Don’t sit on the fence
Don’t sit on the stool
Certainly don’t pity this fool.
Little Llanblue, the coked up monkey fucker
Time to change your tampon
Go speak to your mom
Get your bottle sorted
It’s time for bed Fred.
Maybe the next step is to become your daddy instead

Little Llanblue became the bitch of the hour.
If you’d like to take a minute then stay right there
I’ll tell you how he became the bitch of this lair.
He tried to play a game and failed every day
Started rumours because he didn’t know what to say
He got verbally raped by those that were better
But still came back with more diarrhoea.
His comebacks were lame
His GIF game was poor
Please Mr Kernel show him the door….
Maybe one day he will see sense
That starting a war with Gen X ain’t cool
Don’t sit on the fence
Don’t sit on the stool
Certainly don’t pity this fool.
Little Llanblue, the coked up monkey fucker
Time to change your tampon
Go speak to your mom
Get your bottle sorted
It’s time for bed Fred.
Maybe the next step is to become your daddy instead
