Another US shooting, sounds like it could be bad...

[Joecity]

Such a mental place. I can't imagine my mum being able to lift a gun never mind having several.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Such a mental place. I can't imagine my mum being able to lift a gun never mind having several.

My old girl keeps her AK47 next to her sewing machine.

 

[Joecity]

My old girl keeps her AK47 next to her sewing machine.

I'd love to see my mum fire a bazooka or something...Spray a few clips from an UZI whilst holding it sideways...Leaning out a car window going past the Bingo Hall.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

I'd love to see my mum fire a bazooka or something...Spray a few clips from an UZI whilst holding it sideways...Leaning out a car window going past the Bingo Hall.

She's have put a cap in your ass when she found out you'd left her suitcase in a 3* all inclusive in Cyprus.

 

[Joecity]

She's have put a cap in your ass when she found out you'd left her suitcase in a 3* all inclusive in Cyprus.

Deservedly so as well.

 

[TH63]

My old girl keeps her AK47 next to her sewing machine.

Probably needs one in Caerphilly tbf

 

[TH63]

I used to work with a guy who was married to an American girl. Showed me a picture once of a double bed covered with various handguns and rifles. I asked him if that was his American family’s whole collection, apparently not, those were just his mother in law’s.

 

[Joecity]

Probably needs one in Caerphilly tbf

I loved living in Caerphilly me mind. Great place. A few perverts knocking about make of that what you will, but apart from that, yeah. Decent.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Probably needs one in Caerphilly tbf

Make do and mend Tone.

You probably remember that..

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I loved living in Caerphilly me mind. Great place. A few perverts knocking about make of that what you will, but apart from that, yeah. Decent.

I hear the perverts have moved further up the valley.

 

[Joecity]

I hear the perverts have moved further up the valley.

To another valley all together I hear.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

To another valley all together I hear.

Not sure.

Heard they’d been chased away but there’s rumours of one being spotted back in the area recently.

 

[Joecity]

Not sure.

Heard they’d been chased away but there’s rumours of one being spotted back in the area recently.

I think hes moved on again now his good deed has been done. You can sleep with just the one eye open now.