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[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Would he rather have Eddie Hall beat him up once a year, Eddie is relentless would break every bone in your body, hospital stay no doubt but you’ll live to tell the tale each time.

OR

Once a month, a chicken will randomly appear next to you and you MUST kill it on the spot, doesn’t matter where you are, nans funeral, best mate’s kids’ christening, you have to kill it with your bare hands.

things to factor in to your choices:

that chicken could turn up and no one sees it appear, they just see you kill it and you have to try and sound sane and that you haven’t just killed a chicken that you have brought with you.

Eddie Hall could be an absolute cunt and beat you up on the 31st of December and then the next day on January the 1st.



Ooh and ask him what’s the plans for January? He happy with the current squad or does he think that there needs to be one or two more necessary signings made just to get us over the line

That reminds me of another hypothetical question, something about a snail that can kill you and will follow you all your life, or something else.

Can't remember it all now

 

[Jimmytaff]

Would he rather have Eddie Hall beat him up once a year, Eddie is relentless would break every bone in your body, hospital stay no doubt but you’ll live to tell the tale each time.

OR

Once a month, a chicken will randomly appear next to you and you MUST kill it on the spot, doesn’t matter where you are, nans funeral, best mate’s kids’ christening, you have to kill it with your bare hands.

things to factor in to your choices:

that chicken could turn up and no one sees it appear, they just see you kill it and you have to try and sound sane and that you haven’t just killed a chicken that you have brought with you.

Eddie Hall could be an absolute cunt and beat you up on the 31st of December and then the next day on January the 1st.



Ooh and ask him what’s the plans for January? He happy with the current squad or does he think that there needs to be one or two more necessary signings made just to get us over the line

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

I wasn't making it up

 

[TroggBlue]

That reminds me of another hypothetical question, something about a snail that can kill you and will follow you all your life, or something else.

Can't remember it all now

I’ve always liked debating that one, you get a million quid and become immortal but a highly intelligent snail is following you the entire time and if it touches you, you die instantly

 

[Jimmytaff]

Have you checked if it still fits Stantz?


That court case was a long time ago now

He got married to the Doc only a fortnight ago. Was a lovely ceremony and the party was wild

 

[Jimmytaff]

Would he rather have Eddie Hall beat him up once a year, Eddie is relentless would break every bone in your body, hospital stay no doubt but you’ll live to tell the tale each time.

OR

Once a month, a chicken will randomly appear next to you and you MUST kill it on the spot, doesn’t matter where you are, nans funeral, best mate’s kids’ christening, you have to kill it with your bare hands.

things to factor in to your choices:

that chicken could turn up and no one sees it appear, they just see you kill it and you have to try and sound sane and that you haven’t just killed a chicken that you have brought with you.

Eddie Hall could be an absolute cunt and beat you up on the 31st of December and then the next day on January the 1st.



Ooh and ask him what’s the plans for January? He happy with the current squad or does he think that there needs to be one or two more necessary signings made just to get us over the line

I'll pay your train fare, for two pints of shandy and a packet of crisps if you go there, sit on Stanty's lap and ask that exact question

 

[stantys tattoos]

Would he rather have Eddie Hall beat him up once a year, Eddie is relentless would break every bone in your body, hospital stay no doubt but you’ll live to tell the tale each time.

OR

Once a month, a chicken will randomly appear next to you and you MUST kill it on the spot, doesn’t matter where you are, nans funeral, best mate’s kids’ christening, you have to kill it with your bare hands.

things to factor in to your choices:

that chicken could turn up and no one sees it appear, they just see you kill it and you have to try and sound sane and that you haven’t just killed a chicken that you have brought with you.

Eddie Hall could be an absolute cunt and beat you up on the 31st of December and then the next day on January the 1st.



Ooh and ask him what’s the plans for January? He happy with the current squad or does he think that there needs to be one or two more necessary signings made just to get us over the line

least of my worries young trogg big steve hawkins could kick fuck into me now

 

[Jimmytaff]

least of my worries young trogg big steven hawking could kick fuck into me now

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

He got married to the Doc only a fortnight ago. Was a lovely ceremony and the party was wild

The cheese and pineapple sticks were top drawer

 

[Jimmytaff]

The cheese and pineapple sticks were top drawer

A revelation

 

[New Wave]

Would he rather have Eddie Hall beat him up once a year, Eddie is relentless would break every bone in your body, hospital stay no doubt but you’ll live to tell the tale each time.

OR

Once a month, a chicken will randomly appear next to you and you MUST kill it on the spot, doesn’t matter where you are, nans funeral, best mate’s kids’ christening, you have to kill it with your bare hands.

things to factor in to your choices:

that chicken could turn up and no one sees it appear, they just see you kill it and you have to try and sound sane and that you haven’t just killed a chicken that you have brought with you.

Eddie Hall could be an absolute cunt and beat you up on the 31st of December and then the next day on January the 1st.



Ooh and ask him what’s the plans for January? He happy with the current squad or does he think that there needs to be one or two more necessary signings made just to get us over the line

Why am I getting flashbacks about a warning I recieved a few months back?

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

I’ve always liked debating that one, you get a million quid and become immortal but a highly intelligent snail is following you the entire time and if it touches you, you die instantly

That's it.

But the discussion i heard said what I'd do, and that's board a plane which surely a snail couldn't follow, so I lost focus and interest after that.

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

A revelation

Hand reared pineapple and line caught cheese apparently

 

[LlanBlue86]

Ask him to work it out so we win the league on a home game so we can all get pissed in canton after.

 

[TroggBlue]

That's it.

But the discussion i heard said what I'd do, and that's board a plane which surely a snail couldn't follow, so I lost focus and interest after that.

Yeah but as it’s a hypothetical question then you’ll have to factor that the snail would eventually catch up to you regardless of where you went

 

[Jimmytaff]

Yeah but as it’s a hypothetical question then you’ll have to factor that the snail would eventually catch up to you regardless of where you went

Death will come to us all young Troggster

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Yeah but as it’s a hypothetical question then you’ll have to factor that the snail would eventually catch up to you regardless of where you went

Ok, I'm interested again.

So the main issue being you could never fully relax as you knew this thing would forever be heading towards you?

Makes more sense now.

I wouldn't want immortality though, fuck that.

I'd swap that for the snail not chasing me and pocket the mill.

Ahh no, the immortality thing is part of the deal because the snail is also immortal.

It's all a bit silly when you boil it down tbh

 

[stantys tattoos]

Would he rather have Eddie Hall beat him up once a year, Eddie is relentless would break every bone in your body, hospital stay no doubt but you’ll live to tell the tale each time.

OR

Once a month, a chicken will randomly appear next to you and you MUST kill it on the spot, doesn’t matter where you are, nans funeral, best mate’s kids’ christening, you have to kill it with your bare hands.

things to factor in to your choices:

that chicken could turn up and no one sees it appear, they just see you kill it and you have to try and sound sane and that you haven’t just killed a chicken that you have brought with you.

Eddie Hall could be an absolute cunt and beat you up on the 31st of December and then the next day on January the 1st.



Ooh and ask him what’s the plans for January? He happy with the current squad or does he think that there needs to be one or two more necessary signings made just to get us over the line

call my mate eddie hall, doesn't really look like him but he's fat and has a beard

plus he wears those plastic shoes which makes him a homosexual

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

All I know about Eddie Hall is he did a terribly unconvincing food delivery ad (as discussed on The Socially Distant Sports Pod), he was or still is the strongest man in the world, snd he can eat everything in the world in one day.

Oh, and that he couldn't deal with this kick

 

[TroggBlue]

Ok, I'm interested again.

So the main issue being you could never fully relax as you knew this thing would forever be heading towards you?

Makes more sense now.

I wouldn't want immortality though, fuck that.

I'd swap that for the snail not chasing me and pocket the mill.

Ahh no, the immortality thing is part of the deal because the snail is also immortal.

It's all a bit silly when you boil it down tbh

In the one me and my mates debate when we’re bored, you can be mortal but the snail is never further than a 5 mile radius so you’d constantly have to be on the move or risk it catching up to you, you also don’t know what the snail looks like so you could see any snail and basically shit yourself cos you aren’t sure which one kills you.

Agreed it’s silly but all hypothetical questions are except for my Eddie Hall / Chicken dilemma