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Melvin Udal said:
Nice place then?

:hehe:
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No. Its fucking shit. But like I've told you before I've been homeless, slept under transit vans. I'm not locked in my room with that cock roach little cunt. Hes locked in side with Joe. The little cunt.
 
Joecity said:
No. Its fucking shit. But like I've told you before I've been homeless, slept under transit vans. I'm not locked in my room with that cock roach little cunt. Hes locked in side with Joe.
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Nail him to someone’s sunbed towel
 
Until he pisses me off....Then hes fucked....So far we getting along cool tho.
 
Joecity said:
Until he pisses me off....Then hes fucked....So far we getting along cool tho.
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Nowt worse than being ill on hols. Had gout 3 days into an all inclusive. Mrs U suspicious of my weird walk. Gout in big toe. A bastard it is. Had to wear flip flops and say I had smashed my toe in the pool.
 
Nugent said:
I thought it was you?
Or was it glos?

I can remember the write up about the noodle arms and gazebo now.

Something about flailing his arms around the place or something
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I think I dun the gazebo...I been dun loads of times mind ..all the fun of the fair inni
 
Melvin Udal said:
Nowt worse than being ill on hols. Had gout 3 days into an all inclusive. Mrs U suspicious of my weird walk. Gout in big toe. A bastard it is. Had to wear flip flops and say I had smashed my toe in the pool.
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I don't need to explain shit like that...
 
Joecity said:
I don't need to explain shit like that...
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Day two into a fortnight in Rome I was bleeding profusely from every orifice in my head. I had to tell the missus I was practising my Halloween makeup a few months ahead of time.
 
kernel said:
Day two into a fortnight in Rome I was bleeding profusely from every orifice in my head. I had to tell the missus I was practising my Halloween makeup a few months ahead of time.
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How many orifices does the male head have?

Obviously the female one has a few more to blow off steam
 
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Nugent said:
Sounds fishy to me
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I've been to Cyprus about 12 times and never seen a cockroach . You must be staying in a shit hole
 
Caroline St said:
I've been to Cyprus about 12 times and never seen a cockroach . You must be staying in a shit hole
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That's cos the Cypriot cockraoches didnt receive their PM off you
 
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