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In an alternative world. The game kicked off today.
Nugent had his forum piss up after all.

The day started off in Barry, cloudy, cold, but at least dry.

Everyone arranged to meet in wetherspoons cos the @The Colonel was picking all the boys up in his forum mini bus.

The plan was to meet around 8am , which would have given @Woy time to clean his car out and repair his front door.

Once @stantys tattoos caught the mail train down from Bargoed, we were right on schedule.

@Dr Lecter went to the bar to get the first round in but was 5 quid short, so @stantys tattoos said "its OK lads, I got it covered ".
After trying to log on to the wetherspoons app, stanty got stuck on level 4 of Snake on his Nokia., so he asked @TDA to wire him some euros from France.

@TDA Wasn't too happy about this, he strolled up and down his wet driveway when all of a sudden, a strewn golf ball from the " local driving range" in Cardiff from @TH63, hit him straight on the bonce.

Feeling guilty th63 emailed @Mrs Steve R to see if she could send over some vegan rolls. She replied "I'll try my best given the staff shortages at the moment "
@Steve R came in to the shop and overhead the convo and said "convince yourself that you are a qualified greggs person by taking 30 mims to put a pasty in a paper bag".

She didn't see the funny side of this and told him to fuck off down spoons "with the boys".

Steve R came in, covered in greggs flour, looking worse for wear. @bluethrough™ tried dusting him off bit to no avail.
In fact, bluethrough didn't know what happened, he thought Steve tried "white ing up".
He saw @Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe coming out the bogs, after successfully navigating the English / welsh translation.

Trouble is arfur got confused and mis read the English bit ...
He thought "ladies" was "laddies".

They had a right ole giggle as the Colonel tooted the horn outside.

The boys got on the Ford dell t5000 I and soon found themselves outside the bob bank.

There they found @Jamieccfc spewing on the the feet of Fred keenor while @BSP Was cleaning up the spew off the bus with the Colonels driving when he found out that McDonald's had a hog roast burger meal in production.

@Dr Lecter came too, he was the most sensible guy on board, he got @Worse Out of the boot where he was hiding all along, and they both helped get everyone in the ground.


The game was a bit of a blur if I'm honest, but regardless of what the score was, the real winner was the forum.
We nailed it boys.
 
In an alternative world. The game kicked off today.
Nugent had his forum piss up after all.

The day started off in Barry, cloudy, cold, but at least dry.

Everyone arranged to meet in wetherspoons cos the @The Colonel was picking all the boys up in his forum mini bus.

The plan was to meet around 8am , which would have given @Woy time to clean his car out and repair his front door.

Once @stantys tattoos caught the mail train down from Bargoed, we were right on schedule.

@Dr Lecter went to the bar to get the first round in but was 5 quid short, so @stantys tattoos said "its OK lads, I got it covered ".
After trying to log on to the wetherspoons app, stanty got stuck on level 4 of Snake on his Nokia., so he asked @TDA to wire him some euros from France.

@TDA Wasn't too happy about this, he strolled up and down his wet driveway when all of a sudden, a strewn golf ball from the " local driving range" in Cardiff from @TH63, hit him straight on the bonce.

Feeling guilty th63 emailed @Mrs Steve R to see if she could send over some vegan rolls. She replied "I'll try my best given the staff shortages at the moment "
@Steve R came in to the shop and overhead the convo and said "convince yourself that you are a qualified greggs person by taking 30 mims to put a pasty in a paper bag".

She didn't see the funny side of this and told him to fuck off down spoons "with the boys".

Steve R came in, covered in greggs flour, looking worse for wear. @bluethrough™ tried dusting him off bit to no avail.
In fact, bluethrough didn't know what happened, he thought Steve tried "white ing up".
He saw @Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe coming out the bogs, after successfully navigating the English / welsh translation.

Trouble is arfur got confused and mis read the English bit ...
He thought "ladies" was "laddies".

They had a right ole giggle as the Colonel tooted the horn outside.

The boys got on the Ford dell t5000 I and soon found themselves outside the bob bank.

There they found @Jamieccfc spewing on the the feet of Fred keenor while @BSP Was cleaning up the spew off the bus with the Colonels driving when he found out that McDonald's had a hog roast burger meal in production.

@Dr Lecter came too, he was the most sensible guy on board, he got @Worse Out of the boot where he was hiding all along, and they both helped get everyone in the ground.


The game was a bit of a blur if I'm honest, but regardless of what the score was, the real winner was the forum.
We nailed it boys.
should of made a video of that mr niggle :hehe:
 
It was nice for a moment to imagine I had a vehicle to drive
 
should of made a video of that mr niggle :hehe:
I just finished our weekly Nintendo switch night with our neighbours mate.
Absolutely bolloxed I am lol.
I can type right now, bit my video editing skills are worse for wear lol.
I'm no Steven Spielberg ffs. :hehe:
 
It was nice for a moment to imagine I had a vehicle to drive
You have in my world mun.
It was lush boss, air con full blast too, which was handy as it got rid of stantys farts mun
 
ringing stained glass GIF by Faith Holland
 
No burning of Christmas cards ffs? :shrug2:
 
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Are you back on the fags yet? I want to see you light one with that Christmas card :hehe:
No, I gave up on St.davids day when I was working in St.bartholomews hospital.
Not missing smoking at all with my efag.
Especially after drinking too.
 
No, I gave up on St.davids day when I was working in St.bartholomews hospital.
Not missing smoking at all with my efag.
Especially after drinking too.
I got myself a nicotine spray last week as I didn't think I would be able to smoke when I had covid and expected to have a bad cough but I haven't opened it yet. :hehe:
 
I got myself a nicotine spray last week as I didn't think I would be able to smoke when I had covid and expected to have a bad cough but I haven't opened it yet. :hehe:
Did you have covid bruv?:hehe:
Should have had the fucking jab then lol
 
In an alternative world. The game kicked off today.
Nugent had his forum piss up after all.

The day started off in Barry, cloudy, cold, but at least dry.

Everyone arranged to meet in wetherspoons cos the @The Colonel was picking all the boys up in his forum mini bus.

The plan was to meet around 8am , which would have given @Woy time to clean his car out and repair his front door.

Once @stantys tattoos caught the mail train down from Bargoed, we were right on schedule.

@Dr Lecter went to the bar to get the first round in but was 5 quid short, so @stantys tattoos said "its OK lads, I got it covered ".
After trying to log on to the wetherspoons app, stanty got stuck on level 4 of Snake on his Nokia., so he asked @TDA to wire him some euros from France.

@TDA Wasn't too happy about this, he strolled up and down his wet driveway when all of a sudden, a strewn golf ball from the " local driving range" in Cardiff from @TH63, hit him straight on the bonce.

Feeling guilty th63 emailed @Mrs Steve R to see if she could send over some vegan rolls. She replied "I'll try my best given the staff shortages at the moment "
@Steve R came in to the shop and overhead the convo and said "convince yourself that you are a qualified greggs person by taking 30 mims to put a pasty in a paper bag".

She didn't see the funny side of this and told him to fuck off down spoons "with the boys".

Steve R came in, covered in greggs flour, looking worse for wear. @bluethrough™ tried dusting him off bit to no avail.
In fact, bluethrough didn't know what happened, he thought Steve tried "white ing up".
He saw @Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe coming out the bogs, after successfully navigating the English / welsh translation.

Trouble is arfur got confused and mis read the English bit ...
He thought "ladies" was "laddies".

They had a right ole giggle as the Colonel tooted the horn outside.

The boys got on the Ford dell t5000 I and soon found themselves outside the bob bank.

There they found @Jamieccfc spewing on the the feet of Fred keenor while @BSP Was cleaning up the spew off the bus with the Colonels driving when he found out that McDonald's had a hog roast burger meal in production.

@Dr Lecter came too, he was the most sensible guy on board, he got @Worse Out of the boot where he was hiding all along, and they both helped get everyone in the ground.


The game was a bit of a blur if I'm honest, but regardless of what the score was, the real winner was the forum.
We nailed it boys.
don't forget the christmas forum party in phillipstown social at 1pm we'll all be there :thumbup:
 
What about the rest of us you bastard @Nugent ? :cry::cry::cry:
 
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