Off-Topic Christmas - Best Things

[Blue Job]

What is it with righties and not liking bacon?

I'm a socialist in my outlook, but also a realist, would never vote Tory; take each issue on it's merit, for instance Trump, he's racist and misogynistic, but he also has some negative traits. Same as I think you can be anti-immigration without being racist. With regards to bacon, I've never liked it, not sure what it's like now, but it used to have rubbery bits on the outside, and what looked like teeth embedded in it when I was a kid. Anyway, it if was any good for you, they'd advertise it on tv...

Christmas ads put on a diet as UK ban on TV junk food advertising bites

Gone are shots of puddings and sweets as advertisers try to market other foods to stay within rules coming into force on 5 January

uk.yahoo.com

 

[Jimmytaff]

I'm a socialist in my outlook, but also a realist, would never vote Tory; take each issue on it's merit, for instance Trump, he's racist and misogynistic, but he also has some negative traits. Same as I think you can be anti-immigration without being racist. With regards to bacon, I've never liked it, not sure what it's like now, but it used to have rubbery bits on the outside, and what looked like teeth embedded in it when I was a kid. Anyway, it if was any good for you, they'd advertise it on tv...

Christmas ads put on a diet as UK ban on TV junk food advertising bites

Gone are shots of puddings and sweets as advertisers try to market other foods to stay within rules coming into force on 5 January

uk.yahoo.com

Try not cheap bacon

 

[Blue Job]

Try not cheap bacon

It's too late for me, don't dig pig, but will eat ham and stuff. Can't cook fuck all, could quite happily live on toast, cereal and chicken curry.

 

[Jimmytaff]

It's too late for me, don't dig pig, but will eat ham and stuff. Can't cook fuck all, could quite happily live on toast, cereal and chicken curry.

Fair enough. Decent bacon with good bread is one of life's simple pleasures

 

[stantys tattoos]

It's too late for me, don't dig pig, but will eat ham and stuff. Can't cook fuck all, could quite happily live on toast, cereal and chicken curry.

no pigs and blankets up for you up the club then

 

[Blue Job]

no pigs and blankets up for you up the club then

If I went to Bargoed, eating bacon would be the least of my worries...

 

[Nugent]

Fuck Christmas.

Me and missus both had our works dos on Friday and she decided to arrange the 1st xmas family bash yesterday.

Both of us had steaming hangovers, and the last guests fucked off at 1am.

She gave me a list of chores yesterday, "nip up shop", cleaning cleaning and more cleaning
Also had to change the toilet seat to the santa one.

Xmas my cunting arse.
Spend hundreds on food and booze only for the garnets to come and eat n drink you out of house n home.

I genuinely wouldn't mind going abroad for xmas now me. Fuck this shit.

 

[TH63]

Xmas my cunting arse.
Spend hundreds on food and booze only for the garnets to come and eat n drink you out of house n home.

I genuinely wouldn't mind going abroad for xmas now me. Fuck this shit.

 

[kernel]

Joe goes down the boozer

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Joe goes down the boozer

“It’s the season, of love and understanding, merry Christmas everyone”

If Shakey was dead he’d be spinning in his grave

 

[TH63]

Joe goes down the boozer

That bald bloke went down very easily

 

[Joecity]

Joe goes down the boozer

Which Joe ? Me Joe ? I'm banned from all but 1 where I live and the 1 where I'm not banned from said I'm not allowed in for 2 months.

 

[TH63]

Just spent a hundred and twenty bastard quid in Sainsbury’s and we’re not even going to fucking be here for Christmas!

Week of my wallet coming out like a fiddler’s elbow, in a place I don’t want to be, eating very expensive food I don’t like, doing literally nothing I want to do. And she wonders why I’m grumpy.

Tea tonight? Chicken Kiev and mash
Tea tomorrow? Takeaway

Can’t wait for January ffs

 

[Joecity]

Just spent a hundred and twenty bastard quid in Sainsbury’s and we’re not even going to fucking be here for Christmas!

Week of my wallet coming out like a fiddler’s elbow, in a place I don’t want to be, eating very expensive food I don’t like, doing literally nothing I want to do. And she wonders why I’m grumpy.

Tea tonight? Chicken Kiev and mash
Tea tomorrow? Takeaway

Can’t wait for January ffs

Buy some wireless earphons, promptly lose them compound the misery

 

[Popeye]

Which Joe ? Me Joe ? I'm banned from all but 1 where I live and the 1 where I'm not banned from said I'm not allowed in for 2 months.

Remember that day on here when everyone was arrested?

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Best things are childhood memories of when you didn't have to find stuff to buy just for the sake of it and Christmas was someone elses problem

 

[Dr. Lecter]

For me it’s Christmas Eve.

Everything’s done. Food all bought. Presents wrapped. Money all gone. Shops shut.

Whatever hasn’t been bought doesn’t matter because it’s too late so you’ve got what you’ve got, tough titty to everything else. The madness and bullshit is done for another year.

I’ll spend the day cooking meat like an alpha man. Turkey and Pork this year. No doubt half it will end up in the bin as always.

Then in the evening I’ll be opening a nice single malt and watching something great like Scrooge (1950s), Planes Trains and Automobiles or National Lampoons Christmas Vacation - all the while trying not to think about why we’ve invited every fucker round for Christmas Day.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

For me it’s Christmas Eve.

Everything’s done. Food all bought. Presents wrapped. Money all gone. Shops shut.

Whatever hasn’t been bought doesn’t matter because it’s too late so you’ve got what you’ve got, tough titty to everything else. The madness and bullshit is done for another year.

I’ll spend the day cooking meat like an alpha man. Turkey and Pork this year. No doubt half it will end up in the bin as always.

Then in the evening I’ll be opening a nice single malt and watching something great like Scrooge (1950s), Planes Trains and Automobiles or National Lampoons Christmas Vacation - all the while trying not to think about why we’ve invited every fucker round for Christmas Day.

Aye and with young ones it’s that night the magic means the most to them

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Aye and with young ones it’s that night the magic means the most to them

Absolutely. Feels a bit off when they get older and things change but before you know it grandkids come along and you get to appreciate it a little bit more knowing that it doesn’t last forever.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Even worse. When your own kids have disowned you.

Horrible always, yet Christmas seems worse.