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the gimp who forgets his own quizDid a pub quiz earlier.
Question. What was the name of the Greek God of the sun.
My answer “Helios”
Quizmaster said “Apollo”.
So I kicked off. We had a discussion, googled it and agreed I was right. Mrs rolling her eyes, going “he’s off again”. To which I replied, “ffs, this bloke is worse than Melvin”.
Cue awkward discussion along the lines of “Who the fuck is Melvin?”