Football Daily Football Stuff - Sun 19 Apr

[Travis Bickle]

 

[Travis Bickle]

Tottenham Hotspur: Time running out for Spurs in Premier League relegation fight after Brighton draw

Scenes of celebration turned to bitter disappointment as Tottenham's hopes of avoiding relegation from the Premier League were dealt a devastating blow against Brighton.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Joecity]

We all love football but this is best 25 minutes on the Internet


View: https://youtu.be/euF1-5pIiOE?si=n380hg4emX3NaBFB

 

[Popeye]

Dear God..


View: https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2045804145416740885?s=20

 

[Jimmytaff]

Dear God..


View: https://x.com/The_Forty_Four/status/2045804145416740885?s=20

Clearly haven't seen the Reading song

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

So, post the thread, list a women's international but fail to mention the Welsh Women's Cup final, where we're playing the Jacks?

We're 1-0 down.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Jesus, their keeper is fatter than Neville Southall (now) on a Jabba the Hutt diet.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

I mean, you know games getting stopped for medical emergencies? They'll stop this game to give her CPR / insulin injections.
Surname is Forkings? Size of it, more like Shovellings.
Sod Muslims, they'll be stopping the match every five minutes for her to eat.

As you can tell, the game is so entertaining, I've resorted to fat jokes.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

We might get a pelanty if they pass the ball back - she'll pick it up and try to eat it.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

FFS, 2-0 down, shit defending from corner.

WTAF is going on.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

FFS, 3-0 down, shot from outside area, our keeper went down in installments.

MRS TAN OUT.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

3-0 subs coming on.

Not sure Clough would've brought on someone with 5 layers of slap and dodgy tan though.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

3-1, fatty couldn't jump to get to the dink over her head.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

FATTY can't get to a header!

3-2!

20 minutes to go!

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

What the actual fuck is this freak on about now?

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

I'm so fucking happy Arsenal lost.

Fucking hate Arsenal.

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

FATTY can't get to a header!

3-2!

2 minutes to go!

I didn't realise they only played 70 minutes

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Shit quality, but at least there's some excitement now.

 

[Jimmytaff]

I'm so fucking happy Arsenal lost.

Fucking hate Arsenal.

Even though Man City are a bunch of cheats who don't think the rules apply to them and are just the vanity project and PR arm of a corrupt country I still think it'll be funny if they beat Arsenal to the title

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

More interest in cheating Prem side than in a Cardiff linked side on a Cardiff City forum...

Game's gone.