Early doors summer transfer talk

[Jimmytaff]

So he weighs 73kg according to the internet, or about 161lbs.

At a £2m fee, divided by 161, means he's worth about £12,422 per pound.

Also according to Google, the most expensive fish you can buy per pound is something called an Elver at a mere £2,009 per pound, making Will Fish the most expensive fish per pound in the world at over 5x the price of the next expensive fish.

Although in terms of overall price the most expensive fish ever bought cost about $3.1m(£2.36m), so Will Fish is not the most expensive fish ever in overall price, although it must be mentioned that the bluefin tuna that was bought was a very heavy 612lb, which is approximately the weight of one Jon Parkin.

Really makes you think.

An elver is a young eel

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

An elver id a young eel

Well yeah, he's only 21 so it makes sense

 

[bluethrough™]

So he weighs 73kg according to the internet, or about 161lbs.

At a £2m fee, divided by 161, means he's worth about £12,422 per pound.

Also according to Google, the most expensive fish you can buy per pound is something called an Elver at a mere £2,009 per pound, making Will Fish the most expensive fish per pound in the world at over 5x the price of the next expensive fish.

Although in terms of overall price the most expensive fish ever bought cost about $3.1m(£2.36m), so Will Fish is not the most expensive fish ever in overall price, although it must be mentioned that the bluefin tuna that was bought was a very heavy 612lb, which is approximately the weight of one Jon Parkin.

Really makes you think.

Thought I'd caught you out, but no Steve Guppy never cost anything like £2m

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

Thought I'd caught you out, but no Steve Guppy never cost anything like £2m

The one thing you can count on this forum for is hard hitting and accurate analysis

 

[stantys tattoos]

An elver is a young eel

look out jeremy wade is on line

 

[toobluetobeblue]

Isn't a large chunk of the "up to" 2m quoted, based on us getting promoted with him still playing for us, plus if he reaches 30 games this season?( 500k) Guess he will only play 29 then!

 

[Cyncoedslumdog]

It will be fascinating to see him grilled at a press conference.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Thought I'd caught you out, but no Steve Guppy never cost anything like £2m.

What about Sole Campbell?

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

Makes sense he's signed for Sea Sea Eff Sea

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Anyone mentioned John scales yet?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Anyone mentioned John scales yet?

End of thread.


Fin.

 

[Joecity]

Anyone mentioned John scales yet?

Until he kills someone I'm not interested.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Until he gills someone I'm not interested.

 

[Jimmytaff]

It will be fascinating to see him grilled at a press conference.

Maybe they'll just give him a gentle roasting

 

[Joecity]

Oh I sea I've completely misread the aim of this thread. John Dory Scales and a Nathan and Darcy Hake on chips please Kurnel

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

Eli King to Stevenage for the season.

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

Oh I sea I've completely misread the aim of this thread. John Dory Scales and a Nathan and Darcy Hake on chips please Kurnel

I'd also take Robbie Growler and Jimmy Floyd Riverbank

 

[stantys tattoos]

I'd also take Robbie Growler and Jimmy Floyd Riverbank

 

[TDA]

Eli King to Stevenage for the season.

I see Alex Revell is the manager there again.

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

I see Alex Revell is the manager there again.

I've been to watch them a few times while they had Steve Evans as somewhat near me in London.

The bench would have a visible sag to it when he sat down. Revell was his assistant manager and spent most of his time up and down from the bench as Evans could barely waddle onto the pitch.

They did quite well last season, got 8th or 9th in league one if I remember right, so it's certainly a step up in quality compared to Ross County where he was last.