Football Enzo Romano

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Is that bad?

The murder victims might think so.

 

[Knees up Brian Clark]

Good news that.

Happy to let someone with a name that sounds like a plunger being used into the country on a boat but won’t let a Welsh born lad have citizenship.

Madness

absolutely spot on

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

absolutely spot on

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