FUCKING FISH PUNS

[Blue Job]

You could join the Sole Crew.

Mackerel be along soon if you mention them...

 

[Jimmytaff]

I went to the fish stall in Cardiff Market with Dean Martin once. "Dean", I asked him, "is that a Conger Eel?" No, he replied "that's a Moray"

 

[Gonzo mckenzie]

Many thanks to the Colonel for giving these puns a grouper their own

 

[Blue Job]

I went to the fish stall in Cardiff Market with Dean Martin once. "Dean", I asked him, "is that a Conger Eel?" No, he replied "that's a Moray"

I like Dean Martin, but prefer Salmon Dave...

 

[Jimmytaff]

For all these

Could have used a sword fish

 

[Melvin Udal]

Could have used a sword fish

 

[Joecity]

Lecters got crabs

 

[Joecity]

Eel be fuming when he seas that

 

[bluethrough™]

Could have used a sword fish

Have you seen the thread title, that's going to hurt a lot

 

[Melvin Udal]

Lecters got crabs

Smells of fish too

His fanny

 

[Joecity]

Smells of fish too

His fanny

Ha ha ha he's Trans...Trans Atlantic which tenuously is full of fish.. and Stanty's for extra points

 

[William Smith]

Been so quiet now the Tenchsion is killing me

 

[Jimmytaff]

Been so quiet now the Tenchsion is killing me

@The Colonel you can start sewing the 2023 banner

 

[William Smith]

@The Colonel you can start sewing the 2023 banner

No Trout about it

 

[Mrs Steve R]

 

[stantys tattoos]

roe up

 

[Melvin Udal]

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Something to do with fish

 

[William Smith]

That's all from me you Wrasse clarts

 

[Captain Fishtits]

You couldn’t mako this shit up

 

[Jimmytaff]

You couldn’t mako this shit up

I'm.sick to the gills with this