Off-Topic Gash

[Jimmytaff]

On the subject of phones…

Every fucking company you try and get hold of these days telling you they’re experiencing a high volume of calls where they realised during Covid that they can save money by just having Ranjit and Deepak answering 300 calls a day and hoping most people give up.

GASH.

Bit cynical mate, they say that our calls are important to them

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Bit cynical mate, they say that our calls out important to them

The other thing that fucks me off is when they give you a number in the queue that never gets any lower.

My doctors is fucking hilarious. Earlier I was number 4 when I phoned up. Half hour later I was still on number two. Then randomly they picked up before I got to number one. And what’s with them demanding to know what’s wrong with you if you want an appointment? None of your business Sandra you nosy cunt, just tap your computer and give me a date and time ffs. I wonder if these bints realise they’re just admin and not medical professionals? And why are they all so fucking morose? Chippy little fuckers, if you don’t like your job then fuck off and work somewhere else.

There’s one of the cunts in mine that looks like that woman who murdered her boyfriend back in the day. Think she claimed it was road rage and a black person did it. They always show that picture with her big hair and angry face. I’ll see if I can find a pic now. Anyway, I reckon it’s her, got out of prison and started a new life scowling at patients in a town far away so nobody would know who she was. I’m onto the murdering tart though. Might ring Wales Online and tip them off. Or set her up with Stanty.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

This one…

 

[Jimmytaff]

This one…

Sally Gunnell?

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Sally Gunnell?

Like an angry Denise Welch.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

fucking delivery drivers that stop in the middle of the road next to empty spaces that they could very easily have pulled into allowing the rest of us to carry on our way

 

[kernel]

People in their 20s complaining about "getting old"

GET TAE FUCK MUN

 

[Mrs Steve R]

People in their 20s complaining about "getting old"

GET TAE FUCK MUN

We just had some rubbish cleared from the garden after having our wall done and the guy said to Steve "You don't want to be shifting this at your age" Steve was not impressed, he said fucking cheeky bastard

 

[Jimmytaff]

People in their 20s complaining about "getting old"

GET TAE FUCK MUN

Performative cunts. Bet we all did it mind

 

[Jimmytaff]

We just had some rubbish cleared from the garden after having our wall done and the guy said to Steve "You don't want to be shifting this at your age" Steve was not impressed, he said fucking cheeky bastard

Surprised he could hear him at his age

 

[Melvin Udal]

Performative cunts. Bet we all did it mind

Hate performative

 

[Jimmytaff]

Hate performative

You're the most performative of all mun

 

[Dr. Lecter]

We just had some rubbish cleared from the garden after having our wall done and the guy said to Steve "You don't want to be shifting this at your age" Steve was not impressed, he said fucking cheeky bastard

Poor Steve.

 

[TH63]

Poor old Steve.

 

[Nugent]

Steve R63

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Steve Van Dyke.

 

[Gladitsfriday]

The ref yesterday Kellyman on the edge of the penalty are when one of the Blackpool players shouts to the ref that Kellyman is encroaching the ref then proceeded to get the spray and draws a line what the fuck for there's a line there anyway Refereeing at its GASHENESS

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

People that “go out for a drive” what the hell is wrong with you? Weirdos

 

[TH63]

Spunking all you’re credits on a “dead-cert” in Jockball.

Gash

 

[Melvin Udal]

Spunking all you’re credits on a “dead-cert” in Jockball.

Gash

Again, scotch footy is shite