Off-Topic Gash

[Joecity]

What is a scampi butt?

A rash caused by burrowing mites that makes you itch. Oh hang on that's scabies.

 

[Nugent]

What's the point in an air fryer if you can't throw it in and bugger off and do something else I want to know, make plans, plan my jobs, not watch things cook

I guarantee your make of air fryer company has an app.
Download it, stick your food in the search bar and job done.

I got a Tefal.
The tefal app let's you look in your fridge , type in what ingredients are in there and it'll design a menu for you with cooking instructions

 

[Nugent]

When you're in a hotel in Cambridge, and you got no Internet so have to pay for WiFi.

Cambridge, not Brynmawr.

Gashus maximus

 

[Mrs Steve R]

I guarantee your make of air fryer company has an app.
Download it, stick your food in the search bar and job done.

I got a Tefal.
The tefal app let's you look in your fridge , type in what ingredients are in there and it'll design a menu for you with cooking instructions

I have two air fryers, one Tefal and one Ninja and I'm not getting apps for either of them

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Things that say on them PERFECT FOR AIR FRYING then do not tell you how long to cook them for, instead they say follow manufacturers guidelines my manufacturers guidelines do not tell me how long to cook Youngs popcorn scampi bites for ffs

GASH

I don’t think I’ve ever looked at the cooking times on things like that. My rule of thumb is about 20 mins for frozen and about 10 mins for fresh. That’s because I’m a MAAAAAAAN!

 

[Mrs Steve R]

I don’t think I’ve ever looked at the cooking times on things like that. My rule of thumb is about 20 mins for frozen and about 10 mins for fresh. That’s because I’m a MAAAAAAAN!

Well it's lucky I didn't follow your rules then as they were done in ten mins

 

[Nugent]

I have two air fryers, one Tefal and one Ninja and I'm not getting apps for either of them

Dont tell me, its because Tefal and Ninja want to follow your whereabouts and control you

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

What is a scampi butt?

Reconstituted haddock anus

 

[Nugent]

What is a scampi butt?

You never been to a working man's club have you

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Dont tell me, its because Tefal and Ninja want to follow your whereabouts and control you

No, I don't have much room on my phone

 

[Nugent]

No, I don't have much room on my phone

Get rid of all the 1hr plus videos you got downloaded then

 

[Jimmytaff]

You never been to a working man's club have you

Plenty squire. I know what it is. It's a line from Satellite City. The old guy says to the Yank "Randy, you're a man of the world. Tell me ............what is scampi butt?

 

[Nugent]

Plenty squire. I know what it is. It's a line from Satellite City. The old guy says to the Yank "Randy, you're a man of the world. Tell me ............what is scampi butt?

Satellite city be fuckt. Blast from the past lol

 

[stantys tattoos]

I have two air fryers, one Tefal and one Ninja and I'm not getting apps for either of them

look out mary berry is fucking about

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Things that say on them PERFECT FOR AIR FRYING then do not tell you how long to cook them for, instead they say follow manufacturers guidelines my manufacturers guidelines do not tell me how long to cook Youngs popcorn scampi bites for ffs

GASH

Just do everything for 10 minutes.

If it comes out burnt - a little less next time.
If it comes out undercooked - a little more.

It’s not that difficult is it.

Alternatively get Sony to make you some.

 

[stantys tattoos]

Just do everything for 10 minutes.

If it comes out burnt - a little less next time.
If it comes out undercooked - a little more.

It’s not that difficult is it.

Alternatively get Sony to make you some.

or i could pop around

 

[TH63]

or i could pop around

DFB

 

[Dr. Lecter]

or i could pop around

With your radiator?

 

[stantys tattoos]

With your radiator?

en route the r's are in for a treat

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Content creators

Get a real fucking job you twats.