Guess the item

[Jimmytaff]

Bicycle

 

[Glos Blue]

Wankatron 3000 masturbation machine?

 

[kernel]

Wankatron 3000 masturbation machine?

Not sure I'd want that anywhere near my junk

Clue: It is a tool.

 

[Glos Blue]

Clue: It is a tool.

Melv??

 

[bluethrough™]

Wankatron 3000 masturbation machine?

I think you'll find it's the 3.5 model

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Tin opener

 

[bluethrough™]

It's plugged into something so it's way beyond any technology I would be ware of.

Is it some sort of photographic stand ?

 

[kernel]

It's plugged into something so it's way beyond any technology I would be ware of.

Is it some sort of photographic stand ?

Not plugged in, it's not electrical.

 

[bluethrough™]

Not plugged in, it's not electrical.

Ah right, in that case it's obviously the old manual adjustable metal thing

 

[kernel]

Ah right, in that case it's obviously the old manual adjustable metal thing

I mean, you're not wrong...

 

[bluethrough™]

I mean, you're not wrong...

Yet not a winner, strangely

 

[kernel]

 

[TDA]

Leather punch ?

 

[kernel]

Leather punch ?

Winner

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0BHYX36YJ/

 

[bluethrough™]

Well bloody hell, it's only an adjustable hole punch thing. Considering I used to clip sheeps ears with something similar many moons ago, I feel a bit silly not getting it.

 

[TDA]

Well bloody hell, it's only an adjustable hole punch thing. Considering I used to clip sheeps ears with something similar many moons ago, I feel a bit silly not getting it.

I have to go out for a while. Have my turn

 

[Melvin Udal]

Wankatron 3000 masturbation machine?

3000i

 

[bluethrough™]

I have to go out for a while. Have my turn

Thanks but no

 

[Melvin Udal]

Winner

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0BHYX36YJ/

Will they do leather belts as mine needs to be tighter?

 

[kernel]

Will they do leather belts as mine needs to be tighter?

The leather belt hole punch? No mate.