How old is your heart? Take test

[Nugent]

Take the test then.
I'm 41 and my hearts 47.
If I stop fags it'll be 44, so giving up will do nothing really.
https://www.nhs.uk/oneyou/be-healthier/check-your-health/heart-age-test

 

[bluethrough™]

Ok, cheers for that as its really cheered me up. Seems like im likely to drop dead next Wednesday mid morning

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Take the test then.
I'm 41 and my hearts 47.
If I stop fags it'll be 44, so giving up will do nothing really.
https://www.nhs.uk/oneyou/be-healthier/check-your-health/heart-age-test

I’m 46 and my heart age is 47.

Not bad considering I smoked for nearly 30 years.

I also have the penis of a teenage boy.

I keep it in a jar in the fridge.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Ok, cheers for that as its really cheered me up. Seems like im likely to drop dead next Wednesday mid morning

Can I have your gold membership?

 

[bluethrough™]

Can I have your gold membership?

Good on you for getting in early on this, seems my boots have already been taken but if i'm quiet on Wednesday the Gold is yours

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Good on you for getting in early on this, seems my boots have already been taken but if i'm quiet on Wednesday the Gold is yours

Tidy.

RIP bluebird.

 

[bluethrough™]

Tidy.

RIP bluebird.

Thanks in anticipation

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

I’m 46 and my heart age is 47.

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Snap! Worryingly they say "someone like you can expect to live to the age of 79 without having a heart attack or stroke"

 

[bluethrough™]

All I know is that the survey thing can say what it likes. I know for certain that my heart is exactly the same age as me, no 2nd hand parts for me....yet.

 

[adz-a32]

Too young to take the quiz

Other test had my health level as 8/10... says I need to lift more weights

 

[dembe]

In 32 says my heart is 35 and I'll live to 73

If I give up smoking (when drunk) lose weight, lower cholesterol and something else I'll squeeze 4 more years.

Fucks the point?

 

[bluethrough™]

Too young to take the quiz

Other test had my health level as 8/10... says I need to lift more weights

You will then probably live to 102 but with a fucked back.

 

[adz-a32]

You will then probably live to 102 but with a fucked back.

As long as I have come up with new ideas and changed the world

 

[Mad Al]

I'm 60 with a heart age of 12, result!

 

[bluethrough™]

As long as I have come up with new ideas and changed the world

Of that I have no doubt, my faith in you is complete.

Image of Stephen Hawkins flashes through my mind as I type though, so best leave the weights alone.

 

[dembe]

I'm 60 with a heart age of 12, result!

Eyes of an 112 year old.. it said 72 not 12

 

[Joecity]

I ended up cancelling my life cover after discovering mine. Mrs.Joe will be in for a shock next week. She's been a bit of a knob recently anyway.

 

[Caroline St]

Amazingly my heart is the same age as me

 

[TH63]

Thanks for that Nuge. If you don't see me posting next week you'll know why. RIP bluebird

 

[Mad Al]

The BMI calculator used nowadays is a load of bollocks. I'm 6ft 2in and according to the NHS BMI thing, a healthy weight for my height is between 10st 4lb and 13st 13lb. If I was 10st 4 lb I'd look like I'd had a holiday in Belsen. They don't take into account someone who lifts weights regularly, you can be 17st and have minimal body fat like some of the egg chasers do, but the NHS BMI thing would say you are obese.