How old is your heart? Take test

[dembe]

The BMI calculator used nowadays is a load of bollocks. I'm 6ft 2in and according to the NHS BMI thing, a healthy weight for my height is between 10st 4lb and 13st 13lb. If I was 10st 4 lb I'd look like I'd had a holiday in Belsen. They don't take into account someone who lifts weights regularly, you can be 17st and have minimal body fat like some of the egg chasers do, but the NHS BMI thing would say you are obese.

At 13s7lb it reckons I am overweight as well. Am I fuck. I'd look like a rake if I lost too much like they recommend..

And as fun (or not really) as these clickbait tests can be they don't really have any info to give such a result do they.. about as reliable as them old Facebook links that would tell you how many kids you were gonna have etc.

 

[Arkay Dubya]

 

[Nid Dave]

Oh dear! my heart age is 90 but it said I was good to 74. What it didn't take into account was the number of cats one has. They are acknowledged to be great stress relievers often adding 10yrs to one's life expectancy. With my three cats I should get a thirty year extention to 104

 

[Nid Dave]

The BMI calculator used nowadays is a load of bollocks. I'm 6ft 2in and according to the NHS BMI thing, a healthy weight for my height is between 10st 4lb and 13st 13lb. If I was 10st 4 lb I'd look like I'd had a holiday in Belsen. They don't take into account someone who lifts weights regularly, you can be 17st and have minimal body fat like some of the egg chasers do, but the NHS BMI thing would say you are obese.

It's time rugby was made illegal on H&S grounds.

 

[Mad Al]

Oh dear! my heart age is 90 but it said I was good to 74. What it didn't take into account was the number of cats one has. They are acknowledged to be great stress relievers often adding 10yrs to one's life expectancy. With my three cats I should get a thirty year extention to 104

Be careful if you're thinking of getting a rescue cat. My mate had one and when my mate slipped and fell down the stairs, the cat just sat there and did fuck all.

 

[Nid Dave]

Be careful if you're thinking of getting a rescue cat. My mate had one and when my mate slipped and fell down the stairs, the cat just sat there and did fuck all.

That's because he hadn't built up a personal relationship with him. Cats on the whole are very empathic. 2yrs ago I had a bad bout of IBS during which one of my cats lay on my gut and tried scratching something out of me precisely over the spot the pain was worst. Plenty of similar instances. Had your mate broken his neck the cat would have sat on him keeping the area warm until paramedics could get to him.

 

[Mad Al]

That's because he hadn't built up a personal relationship with him. Cats on the whole are very empathic. 2yrs ago I had a bad bout of IBS during which one of my cats lay on my gut and tried scratching something out of me precisely over the spot the pain was worst. Plenty of similar instances. Had your mate broken his neck the cat would have sat on him keeping the area warm until paramedics could get to him.

I used to work in a cats home but I packed it in when they reduced meowers.

 

[dembe]

That's because he hadn't built up a personal relationship with him. Cats on the whole are very empathic. 2yrs ago I had a bad bout of IBS during which one of my cats lay on my gut and tried scratching something out of me precisely over the spot the pain was worst. Plenty of similar instances. Had your mate broken his neck the cat would have sat on him keeping the area warm until paramedics could get to him.

Old girls cat would know when she was about to have a fit and would annoy the fuck out of my mother by not leaving her alone..or if she was sleeping she would sleep on her head.

Cats can be right ruthless bastards. But they know.

 

[Nugent]

In 32 says my heart is 35 and I'll live to 73

If I give up smoking (when drunk) lose weight, lower cholesterol and something else I'll squeeze 4 more years.

Fucks the point?

Cos no doubt they will be the 4 years Cardiff win the PL and CL on the spin

 

[Nugent]

That's because he hadn't built up a personal relationship with him. Cats on the whole are very empathic. 2yrs ago I had a bad bout of IBS during which one of my cats lay on my gut and tried scratching something out of me precisely over the spot the pain was worst. Plenty of similar instances. Had your mate broken his neck the cat would have sat on him keeping the area warm until paramedics could get to him.

Yeah, but a cat can't call the paramedics tho

 

[dembe]

Cos no doubt they will be the 4 years Cardiff win the PL and CL on the spin

In 40 years there'll be some kind of super league, players will travel for games in south America, the rest of Europe and probably China will be decent by then as well so there as well..they'll travel via underground pods high-speed as fuck..and we'll have a 3d view from anywhere we want.. I'll be watching in my pants as a robot feeds me supernoodle sandwiches and pours mountain dew down me for a nice cool refreshment.

 

[Joecity]

In 40 years there'll be some kind of super league, players will travel for games in south America, the rest of Europe and probably China will be decent by then as well so there as well..they'll travel via underground pods high-speed as fuck..and we'll have a 3d view from anywhere we want.. I'll be watching in my pants as a robot feeds me supernoodle sandwiches and pours mountain dew down me for a nice cool refreshment.

I hope the robot uses a different prong from the one it wipes your arse with. They would have thought of that by then though surely.

 

[Nugent]

In 40 years there'll be some kind of super league, players will travel for games in south America, the rest of Europe and probably China will be decent by then as well so there as well..they'll travel via underground pods high-speed as fuck..and we'll have a 3d view from anywhere we want.. I'll be watching in my pants as a robot feeds me supernoodle sandwiches and pours mountain dew down me for a nice cool refreshment.

Knowing my luck, the day after I die, the lightsabre will be invented

 

[adz-a32]

Actually why would I need the test? It's broken anyways

 

[dembe]

I hope the robot uses a different prong from the one it wipes your arse with. They would have thought of that by then though surely.

Left for wiping right for eating?

 

[Joecity]

Left for wiping right for eating?

Yes. In the future you will swipe left to get the robot to wipe your bum and right to get it to put a pie sandwich in your mouth.

 

[dembe]

Yes. In the future you will swipe left to get the robot to wipe your bum and right to get it to put a pie sandwich in your mouth.

That'll do me nicely