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Imagine if Cymru had been independent from the start?
We'd be as wealthy as the Saudis from coal and water alone.
We would all be living like lords, owning all the biggest sporting teams in the world, launching new golf unions, hosting the biggest boxing fights and buying up half of Mayfair and Belgravia, along with critical English infrastructure such as Heathrow.
But no. That cash has long gone, stolen from us sadly.
And we get pennies back. Yet a a fair few on here seem happy with that
But no matter. The criminal past doesn't have to dictate the future potential
Annibyniaeth i Gymru
How did England even get rich?
I know they pilfered a load of stuff from India, whilst upsetting the locals. Then there was the ivory trade, the slave trade, the gold mined in some colonies, the diamonds mined in others. Which of those countries is in a worse position following independence than it was before. Yes, there will be some examples like Zimbabwe which was named after Cecil Rhodes. Reportedly, his last words were "They don't change the names of countries, do they?".

Yes, we have textiles, but that industry was based on coal mined here more than anywhere else.
The English, under the banner of the "British Empire", pillaged all of the colonies, and they pillaged Cymru. Worse, their actions post Aberfan. The queen could not bring herself to face the public, although that was her job.
Imagine India if it was still under the British flag. Or the US. Bloody hell, it would be the UK vs Russia and we'd probably get invaded whilst the PM was slipping one to his West Indies Chamber Maid.
All England has now is an over inflated property market, insurance and banking. We can do all that, AND supply the bastards with electricity and water. We'd probably still have functioning mines, with coal rising to the surface on a bi-annual basis to save us digging any deeper. And it would be carbon free because of the beautiful green hills under which it grows.
In all seriousness though, how can a country that has given so much, through coal, blood, sweat, tears, to power Victoria's empire be left in such abject poverty 150 years later? Do we seriously think the Saudis and Qataris will be skint within a few years of the oil fields drying up. No chance. The English took advantage of our naivety - because we are rarely suspicious of anyone. "Oh, you want us to mine the coal, and give the coal fields to English barons? No worries, because I'm sure you'll see us alright. "
While a lot of the above is tongue in cheek, it has more than a grain of truth.
"
Long ago, life was clean
Sex was bad, called obscene
And the rich were so mean
Stately homes for the Lords
Croquet lawns, village greens
Victoria was my queen
Victoria
Victoria
Victoria, 'toria
I was born, lucky me
In a land that I love
Though I'm poor, I am free
When I grow, I shall fight
For this land, I shall die
Let her sun never set"


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