Off-Topic Jobs

[Mr Shitpeas]

Snooker - football - snooker - football - snooker

In that order

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Fucking have that you slag

 

[Dr. Lecter]

, flick the switch and flame shoots out the bottom.

Yeah mine does that too.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Football, drinking and sex today.

Jet wash the patio and build new patio furniture tomorrow. Start early so done in time to hopefully see Arsenal capitulate.

MAN.

What time is Stanty visiting for the sex?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Snooker - football - snooker - football - snooker

In that order

 

[TDA]

This weed burning, got one of these isi?

You call that a knife? This is a knife!

 

[Nugent]

Say hello to my little friend you cunts

Look at all these grown men that claim to be god in the house doing chores today.
Fannies mun lolz

 

[Nugent]

Snooker - football - snooker - football - snooker

In that order

Exactly the same as me baz

 

[Joecity]

You call that a knife? This is a knife!

I hope that non return valve holds

 

[Nugent]

You call that a knife? This is a knife!

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

You call that a knife? This is a knife!

Using an igniter eh? Bit gay imo. I use a lit fag, while it’s still in my gob.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Look at all these grown men that claim to be god in the house doing chores today.
Fannies mun lolz

man jobs Nuge

Not strapping on marigolds like your cuck ass

 

[Joecity]

Fucking have that you slag

Pull it up with a little shovel type thing you nonce

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Pull it up with a little shovel type thing you nonce

This little tool rips the cunts out of the ground and discards them with a pump action release

Its class as fuck bro

 

[Joecity]

Using an igniter eh? Bit gay imo. I use a lit fag, while it’s still in my gob.

Funny thing is if you flick a fag into a trail of petrol to try and kill people inside a car like in the pictures....Fuck all happens.

 

[Nugent]

Funny thing is if you flick a fag into a trail of petrol to try and kill people inside a car like in the pictures....Fuck all happens.

Yep. Has to be a naked flame.

Fag just douses out

 

[TDA]

I hope that non return valve holds

Strictly speaking you don't need a regulator, but to me it makes sense with 13kg of propane sloshing around.

 

[Joecity]

Yep. Has to be a naked flame.

Fag just douses out

Spot on bro...lighting a fag off a Zippo and chucking that on there is your best bet. Matches go out before they hit the deck. Clippers likewise. A zippo. That's what you need. If its diesel I wouldn't even bother. You need fire lighters do that shit.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Spot on bro...lighting a fag off a Zippo and chucking that on there is your best bet. Matches go out before they hit the deck. Clippers likewise. A zippo. That's what you need. If it’s diesel I wouldn't even bother. You need fire lighters do that shit.

Similar TV / Movie inaccuracies used to be when a big articulated truck carrying potatoes or something would crash and explode in a big fireball. Even as a kid I knew diesel doesn’t explode.

 

[Joecity]

Similar TV / Movie inaccuracies used to be when a big articulated truck carrying potatoes or something would crash and explode in a big fireball. Even as a kid I knew diesel doesn’t explode.

When marbles spill on the floor and nobody can stand up is a watch as well.