Off-Topic Labour Farce thread April

[Mrs Steve R]

“To address the specific commentary, there is no evidence that asylum seekers or immigrants were involved.”

There is no evidence that anyone is involved by the sound of it.

 

[bluethrough™]

Exactly.

Instantly puts it to bed and stops people hijacking things for their own ends.

Just don't understand how people have such a problem with transparacy

 

[kernel]

https://www.itv.com/news/2026-04-17/no-evidence-found-over-alleged-rape-which-sparked-epsom-protests-police-says

"Detectives have said they are yet to find evidence that an alleged rape outside a church took place"

Something super dodgy about this

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Something super dodgy about this

 

[bluethrough™]

Yet another valuable contribution

 

[kernel]

Yet another valuable contribution

The ointment lads unable to use their words again

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Something super dodgy about this

Yeah, you would think they would have found some evidence of a crime by now

 

[bluethrough™]

Yeah, you would think they would have found some evidence of a crime by now

A victim would be a good start

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

We want answers from the police







No not those answers

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

We want answers from the police







No not those answers

 

[kernel]

Yeah, you would think they would have found some evidence of a crime by now

Seems like they just let the protest happen instead of saying they have no evidence of the crime

 

[kernel]

We want answers from the police







No not those answers

I know you're not referring to me because if someone wasn't raped that's actually a win in the real world.

 

[bluethrough™]

I know you're not referring to me because if someone wasn't raped that's actually a win in the real world.

I do wish they'd explain their points rather than just constant snide bollox

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

 

[kernel]

I do wish they'd explain their points rather than just constant snide bollox

I wish they'd fuck off entirely

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

I wish they'd fuck off entirely

I wish I'd win the lottery.

 

[bluethrough™]

I wish they'd fuck off entirely

Well obviously @Eat Y'self Fitter has a dilemma in visiting the CCS now on principal, so maybe not far off

 

[kernel]

I wish I'd win the lottery.

Farage once won £50 on the lottery

 

[TH63]

And saying just that was easy enough and puts to bed the void where anger towards immigrants grows.

Also puts to bed the idea that it can't be done

Pretty sure though that the law only allows for suspects identities to be revealed AFTER they’ve been charged

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Farage once won £50 on the lottery

Lucky cunt