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I don’t get it
 
I feel like I could be sexually assaulted by two little gay boys who want me to be a sock puppet.

Think that’s enough internet for me for the night.

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the public will never use the hotels that took part in this scheme when they re open.

i hope they all go bust me
A couple of nights in a Nugglelodge will have the fuckers sailing straight back across the channel..
 
the public will never use the hotels that took part in this scheme when they re open.

i hope they all go bust me
Most hotel guests aren't local hence using the hotel. Doubt many people will try and research if hotel previously hosted migrants and if it did would that info be readily available :sherlock:
 
Most hotel guests aren't local hence using the hotel. Doubt many people will try and research if hotel previously hosted migrants and if it did would that info be readily available :sherlock:
thats a good website i can invent then,
 
thats a good website i can invent then,
I reckon if you invent a website with something that hasn’t been thought of yet then you could become a millionaire.

Years ago I figured if you made a website where people could list the exact times in films when women get naked it would be a success. Like a Wikipedia for tits and fannies.

Like most things I forgot about it. Then years later I was watching some shit comedy film where one of the characters said the exact same thing. In the film one of the other blokes said it had already been done. At the time I thought I’d check once I’d finished watching. Like most things I forgot all about it five minutes later. The joys of ADHD. I might go and have a look now and see. If not I’ll suggest it to Lord Sugar.
 
I reckon if you invent a website with something that hasn’t been thought of yet then you could become a millionaire.

Years ago I figured if you made a website where people could list the exact times in films when women get naked it would be a success. Like a Wikipedia for tits and fannies.

Like most things I forgot about it. Then years later I was watching some shit comedy film where one of the characters said the exact same thing. In the film one of the other blokes said it had already been done. At the time I thought I’d check once I’d finished watching. Like most things I forgot all about it five minutes later. The joys of ADHD. I might go and have a look now and see. If not I’ll suggest it to Lord Sugar.
Just had a look. Theres a website called Mr Skin that exists for that very purpose. Cant access it in UK though because Starmer thinks we can’t be trusted to look at tits.
 
Just had a look. Theres a website called Mr Skin that exists for that very purpose. Cant access it in UK though because Starmer thinks we can’t be trusted to look at tits.


Not sure I even want to attempt a search for Mr Skin
 
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Just had a look. Theres a website called Mr Skin that exists for that very purpose. Cant access it in UK though because Starmer thinks we can’t be trusted to look at tits.
Thing is your business plan aged as fuck.

That would have been handy in the days of VHS and DVDS, but since the internet proper as we know it, and as a Xhamster conasir as myself, Mr.skin amongst many others actually make compilation videos of main stream movies where those bits are all there is.

So why would people need you to tell em where to fast forward to in a movie when someone has made a mini film already on the internet for free.

So for that reason, im out.
stick to your day job of running wordle gang
 
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