Off-Topic Labour Farce thread April

[Dr. Lecter]

Not sure you've read my post properly tbh

Oh I read it Adolf.

Now go paint a roundabout.

 

[Jimmytaff]

I reckon we should just give it over to private industry. They've got a proven track record in this. Everything's going swimmingly

Works brilliantly in America

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Works brilliantly in America

So what is the answer?

BMA didn't want the NHS.

Modern needs are vastly different from the needs when it was established. Medical breakthroughs mean people live longer... which means more complex care and medical needs.

So what is the answer?

 

[Dr. Lecter]

So what is the answer?

BMA didn't want the NHS.

Modern needs are vastly different from the needs when it was established. Medical breakthroughs mean people live longer... which means more complex care and medical needs.

So what is the answer?

Is the answer you’re a tedious little prick?

 

[TH63]

And the funding?

Biggest employer in Wales is public sector. Split from England, we need our own DVLA, owing RC et al - how is that to be funded?

Policies, eh again, where's the funding? NHS was never designed to scale to the need we now see... How are they going to rebuild it?

Ok, so in the interests of balance, while I, sure you have diligently studied the Reform manifesto, it’s possible that not everyone has, so let’s have a look at their key priorities:

1. Cut income tax by 1p in the pound (And the funding for this?)
2. Scrap the “blanket” 20mph speed limits (It’s clearly not a blanket or we’d all get nicked for doing 70 on the M4 in Cardiff)
3. Put Welsh people first (I actually like this - when will the English be leaving?)
4. Upgrade the A55, A470 and build some houses (no mention of the funding for this)
5. Back Welsh farmers - No issue with that. Such a shame then that Reform fucked them up the arse by making us leave the EU

 

[TH63]

So what is the answer?

BMA didn't want the NHS.

Modern needs are vastly different from the needs when it was established. Medical breakthroughs mean people live longer... which means more complex care and medical needs.

So what is the answer?

Kill off the old, the sick and the poor?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Kill off the old, the sick and the poor?

Are you Tory I'm disguise?

 

[TH63]

Are you Tory I'm disguise?

Seems to be the way Reform are headed.
Scrap the NHS, sell off the hospitals to the private sector (obviously us taxpayers won’t see any of that money) If you’re lucky enough to A. Be able to afford private insurance and B. Don’t have any pre-existing conditions, then great, you’ll be helping some rich American cunts (And a few home grown rich cunts) get even richer.
Otherwise, you’re fucked.

 

[Joecity]

If I hadn't posted so much bollocks on here that woukd be dreged up and used against me and didn't have as many criminal convictions as I have I'd run for government. I'd make a great MP me. The Common Sense Party.

 

[Nugent]

If I hadn't posted so much bollocks on here that woukd be dreged up and used against me and didn't have as many criminal convictions as I have I'd run for government. I'd make a great MP me. The Common Sense Party.

I genuinely think like that too.
I would have given politics a go.

I reckon I could had become a MP at the very least

 

[Joecity]

I genuinely think like that too.
I would have given politics a go.

I reckon I could had become a MP at the very least

My old Bamps that raised me used to be on the local council. Labour obviously. They used to row like fuck at the meetings about housing, bins, litter not being picked up and shit like that. Simple but Important things.

Every Sunday morning he'd have people come over his house to air their grevences. Until 12 you could just walk in and he'd try and sort it out. People would be moaning about their neighbours etc. He'd go round there and negotiate a truce. Tell people to behave etc.

These cunts these days wouldn't recognise a politician if it slapped them in the face.

 

[kernel]

Are you Tory I'm disguise?

I'm pretty sure killing off the old is a leftist thing these days

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

I'm pretty sure killing off the old is a leftist thing these days

Fuck em

 

[LlanBlue86]

I'm pretty sure killing off the old is a leftist thing these days

He is the old I think he needs a welfare check

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Ok, so in the interests of balance, while I, sure you have diligently studied the Reform manifesto, it’s possible that not everyone has, so let’s have a look at their key priorities:

1. Cut income tax by 1p in the pound (And the funding for this?)
2. Scrap the “blanket” 20mph speed limits (It’s clearly not a blanket or we’d all get nicked for doing 70 on the M4 in Cardiff)
3. Put Welsh people first (I actually like this - when will the English be leaving?)
4. Upgrade the A55, A470 and build some houses (no mention of the funding for this)
5. Back Welsh farmers - No issue with that. Such a shame then that Reform fucked them up the arse by making us leave the EU

I don't support Reform...

1. Generally, research has shown the lower the income tax rate, the more income is generated.
2. Has anyone ever done 70 on the M4?
3. Fatuous wording.
4. Nobody provides full funding claims... isn't that a highways central budget anyway?
5. Can't get over a democratic vote I see.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Kill off the old, the sick and the poor?

Labour have tried that already.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Are you Tory I'm disguise?

You're a disguise?