Off-Topic Labour Farce thread April

[Can't think of a gimmick]

1. Well, the evidence is there. How did Ireland attract big business? By cutting Corp Tax in half, undercutting other EU nations. Personal or business taxation, same principles generally hold true.
2. Again, has anyone ever hit the speed limit on the M4? Has anyone gone through Brynglas Tunnel above 20mph, ever?
3. Agreed, and equally fatuous if Plaid or anyone else say it.
4. Can't say it's false. Only false if they get into power and don't do it.
5. Drop in exports to EU or worldwide? I'd personally prefer internal sales of food to be the priority, food security over imports.

 

[TH63]

1. Well, the evidence is there. How did Ireland attract big business? By cutting Corp Tax in half, undercutting other EU nations. Personal or business taxation, same principles generally hold true.
2. Again, has anyone ever hit the speed limit on the M4? Has anyone gone through Brynglas Tunnel above 20mph, ever?
3. Agreed, and equally fatuous if Plaid or anyone else say it.
4. Can't say it's false. Only false if they get into power and don't do it.
5. Drop in exports to EU or worldwide? I'd personally prefer internal sales of food to be the priority, food security over imports.

2. Yes. Frequently.
4. You were the one who dismissed Plaud’s promises with “where’s the money coming from?” But you don’t worry about that if it’s a right wing promise.
5. Europe represents 60% of our farming export market, exports to that market have dropped 40%.

 

[Joecity]

So is Starmer finished or what...I cant be fucked to follow it. Bit like me and Nuggles with the City but we'll both be celebrating when the result comes in.

 

[Cyncoedslumdog]

 

[LlanBlue86]

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@Kiffa 4.0 and @Eat Y'self Fitter have both been out doing what they do best bullying elderly woman

 

[Manbearpig]

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@Kiffa 4.0 and @Eat Y'self Fitter have both been out doing what they do best bullying elderly woman

Free speech en it

 

[TH63]

Meanwhile, the government putting in place a deal to stop small boats.
I’m sure members from both sides of the house will support this.
Not sure what the righties will have to froth about now if this works.

UK and France strike new £662m small boats deal

The three-year agreement will see at least 50 riot-trained police officers drafted in to tackle violence and “hostile crowds”.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Free speech en it

Love free speech

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

View: https://bsky.app/profile/politicsuk.com/post/3mk6ejbeazz27

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

View: https://bsky.app/profile/politicsuk.com/post/3mk6ejbeazz27

Is the North Sea closed?

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Is the North Sea closed?

Only on Sundays

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Only on Sundays

fucking chrizzos

 

[Dr. Lecter]

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@Kiffa 4.0 and @Eat Y'self Fitter have both been out doing what they do best bullying elderly woman

Good work Tofus.

Hopefully that old cunt will think twice about it next time.

 

[Nugent]

Meanwhile, the government putting in place a deal to stop small boats.
I’m sure members from both sides of the house will support this.
Not sure what the righties will have to froth about now if this works.

UK and France strike new £662m small boats deal

The three-year agreement will see at least 50 riot-trained police officers drafted in to tackle violence and “hostile crowds”.

www.bbc.co.uk

£662 million on training 50 coppers up.
To line the whole french coastline with.
Thats £13.2millon per police officer.
1,200 miles of western coastline.
Each officer has to patrol 24 miles of coast, assuming they are working 24hrs a day , 7days a week.


You are mad mind fair play Tone. Your government ripping you right off there, your taxes will pay for that waste.
If you were a Top Trump card ...
Gulliblity level 100

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

£662 million on training 50 coppers up.
To line the whole french coastline with.
Thats £13.2millon per police officer.
1,200 miles of western coastline.
Each officer has to patrol 24 miles of coast, assuming they are working 24hrs a day , 7days a week.


You are mad mind fair play Tone. Your government ripping you right off there, your taxes will pay for that waste.
If you were a Top Trump card ...
Gulliblity level 100

“As part of”

Thick fuck

 

[TH63]

STOP THE BOATS!!!!

No, not like that!

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

2. Yes. Frequently.
4. You were the one who dismissed Plaud’s promises with “where’s the money coming from?” But you don’t worry about that if it’s a right wing promise.
5. Europe represents 60% of our farming export market, exports to that market have dropped 40%.

2. At 3am in the morning, maybe.
4. My thoughts on Reform are well know... I don't believe they'll be a factor in the next GE.
5. Europe isn't EU. EU chose to adopt the approach they did as a punishment beating, how dare anyone leave their little club. More government effort is needed to encouraging exports elsewhere - let's not pretend Labour give a fuck about farmers - see inheritance tax.

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

STOP THE BOATS!!!!

No, not like that!

Oh, has this plan stopped the boats then?

 

[LlanBlue86]

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Fuck sake now everyone in china knows @Dr. Lecter has herpes around his bum hole

 

[LlanBlue86]

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I’m sure we can all get together and agree on one thing that fucking prick needs punching off that bike and then having it wrapped around his head.

Little weirdo.