May Day Weekend

[kernel]

Football aside, anyone doing anything interesting this weekend?

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Football aside I'll be mowing the lawn, going to see the Avengers and having a curry.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

I might also have a pint or two.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Making a birthday cake Sat, working Sun morning, birthday meal Sun afternoon with my daughter.

Anything good going on Mon that does not require being stuck on the motorway for hours?

 

[TH63]

Here we go...

Playing Golf in the morning, home, quick change, off to the match.

Rest of the weekend will be mostly gardening, which I've neglected as I've been away.

Sits back, and waits for @Steve R @Eat Y'self Fitter and the rest of the ilk to take the piss

 

[Steve R]

Here we go...

Playing Golf in the morning, home, quick change, off to the match.

Rest of the weekend will be mostly gardening, which I've neglected as I've been away.

Sits back, and waits for @Steve R @Eat Y'self Fitter and the rest of the ilk to take the piss

Oh, have you got a garden mate?

 

[stantys tattoos]

might move into my local

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Rest of the weekend will be mostly gardening, which I've neglected as I've been away.

Sound very much like a euphemism for intimate waxing to me.

 

[kernel]

Here we go...

Playing Golf in the morning, home, quick change, off to the match.

Rest of the weekend will be mostly gardening, which I've neglected as I've been away.

Sits back, and waits for @Steve R @Eat Y'self Fitter and the rest of the ilk to take the piss

 

[Joecity]

Here we go...

Playing Golf in the morning, home, quick change, off to the match.

Rest of the weekend will be mostly gardening, which I've neglected as I've been away.

Sits back, and waits for @Steve R @Eat Y'self Fitter and the rest of the ilk to take the piss

More than one set of clothes eh? Some sort of poof is it?

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

More than one set of clothes eh? Some sort of poof is it?

Tony by day and Toni by night.

 

[kernel]

Making a birthday cake Sat, working Sun morning, birthday meal Sun afternoon with my daughter.

Anything good going on Mon that does not require being stuck on the motorway for hours?

Walk down Barry island, go on the ghost train.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Walk down Barry island, go on the ghost train.

Don't want to go to the Island, might run in to my old boss who keeps ringing me asking me to go back and work for him

 

[kernel]

Don't want to go to the Island, might run in to my old boss who keeps ringing me asking me to go back and work for him

Nobody can move nougat cocks like Mrs R.

 

[Joecity]

Playing Golf in the morning, home, quick change, off to the match.

 

[Joecity]

I've taped loads of episodes of Escape to the Country and Escape to the Sun so I can watch fussy rich bastards turn their nose up at cracking houses. I've also taped loads of episodes of Dinner Date so i can watch fussy birds turn their noses up at egg, beans and chips. Should be quite the weekend.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Off to the villa in Portugal innit

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Nobody can move nougat cocks like Mrs R.

Nobody else is stupid enough to work in that shit hole for shit money that's what it is, it did me for a while though and we managed to get the hygiene rating up by one while I was there too no easy task I can tell you

 

[TH63]

And so it begins, same lads everytime....mate

 

[stantys tattoos]

I've taped loads of episodes of Escape to the Country and Escape to the Sun so I can watch fussy rich bastards turn their nose up at cracking houses. I've also taped loads of episodes of Dinner Date so i can watch fussy birds turn their noses up at egg, beans and chips. Should be quite the weekend.

don't forget four in a bed