Football Meanwhile while in Leicester

[Mr Shitpeas]

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Fair play to the owner at least he had the balls to face them. I know a guy who’d wait weeks and put out a statement saying we hear you.

Yep fair play to him. But the fans can come across as entitled. You have to take the rough with the smooth just like most other fans. They’re Leicester City not Barcelona ffs

 

[Dr. Lecter]

too strong a grip, too far. a good hand shake fucking a

Back in my younger days I got off with a bird called Claire. Started getting down to it and she gave me the most vigorous hand shandy you could ever imagine. Almost ripped the head clean off. Without wanting to be too graphic the jizz almost hit the ceiling and later that night there was blood. I figured it would be impolite to stop her or criticise her technique at the time but I made my excuses not to see her again.

A while after that she started going out with a kid I knew from my estate. I figured I should warn him but didn’t want it to be weird. Plus he was a bit of an header and I didn’t want him to think I was winding him up so I said nothing. Either she learned to calm her shit down or he enjoyed her psycho jackhammer technique because they ended up having a kid together.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Back in my younger days I got off with a bird called Claire. Started getting down to it and she gave me the most vigorous hand shandy you could ever imagine. Almost ripped the head clean off. Without wanting to be too graphic the jizz almost hit the ceiling and later that night there was blood. I figured it would be impolite to stop her or criticise her technique at the time but I made my excuses not to see her again.

A while after that she started going out with a kid I knew from my estate. I figured I should warn him but didn’t want it to be weird. Plus he was a bit of an header and I didn’t want him to think I was winding him up so I said nothing. Either she learned to calm her shit down or he enjoyed her psycho jackhammer technique because they ended up having a kid together.

Not sure why talk of Tony’s grip led me to this.

Bit troubling really.

Sorry Tone.

 

[LlanBlue86]

Not sure why talk of Tony’s grip led me to this.

Bit troubling really.

Sorry Tone.

We all know Tony and Claire are the same person

 

[stantys tattoos]

Back in my younger days I got off with a bird called Claire. Started getting down to it and she gave me the most vigorous hand shandy you could ever imagine. Almost ripped the head clean off. Without wanting to be too graphic the jizz almost hit the ceiling and later that night there was blood. I figured it would be impolite to stop her or criticise her technique at the time but I made my excuses not to see her again.

A while after that she started going out with a kid I knew from my estate. I figured I should warn him but didn’t want it to be weird. Plus he was a bit of an header and I didn’t want him to think I was winding him up so I said nothing. Either she learned to calm her shit down or he enjoyed her psycho jackhammer technique because they ended up having a kid together.

i've just cum


ring me later

 

[Dr. Lecter]

i've just cum


ring me later

Will do Claire.

 

[stantys tattoos]

Will do Claire.

thanks clarence

 

[Dr. Lecter]

We all know Tony and Claire are the same person

Whatever floats your boat Willie.

 

[Joecity]

Back in my younger days I got off with a bird called Claire. Started getting down to it and she gave me the most vigorous hand shandy you could ever imagine. Almost ripped the head clean off. Without wanting to be too graphic the jizz almost hit the ceiling and later that night there was blood. I figured it would be impolite to stop her or criticise her technique at the time but I made my excuses not to see her again.

A while after that she started going out with a kid I knew from my estate. I figured I should warn him but didn’t want it to be weird. Plus he was a bit of an header and I didn’t want him to think I was winding him up so I said nothing. Either she learned to calm her shit down or he enjoyed her psycho jackhammer technique because they ended up having a kid together.

My mates Mrs ripped the skin off his cock. Broke that little pink Y shaped thing under ur bell that that looks like it holds it all together. .De Gloving I believe is the medical term is, but she was fit as fuck tho so he swears it was worth it.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

My mates Mrs ripped the skin off his cock. Broke that little pink Y shaped thing ur bell that that looks like it holds it all together. .De Gloving I believe is the medical term is, but she was fit as fuck tho so he swears it was worth it.

Snapped his banjo string? That sounds like it would be agony.

 

[Joecity]

Snapped his banjo string? That sounds like it would be agony.

He got rushed up to England somewhere near Birmingham for immediate treatment...Nice too see there's still some prioritisement in the NHS

 

[TH63]

Ever picked up a golf bat? Gripped that shaft titely. Not for everybody. Not easy bruv.

You shouldn’t grip it too tight, causes tension in your forearms which reduces speed through the the swing which limits power/distance.
A good grip should be just tight enough that you don’t let go of the club.
Does help to have strong wrists though, sometimes, if the ball is sitting down in the rough, you need strong wrists to maintain the angle through the ball.

 

[TH63]

Back in my younger days I got off with a bird called Claire. Started getting down to it and she gave me the most vigorous hand shandy you could ever imagine. Almost ripped the head clean off. Without wanting to be too graphic the jizz almost hit the ceiling and later that night there was blood. I figured it would be impolite to stop her or criticise her technique at the time but I made my excuses not to see her again.

A while after that she started going out with a kid I knew from my estate. I figured I should warn him but didn’t want it to be weird. Plus he was a bit of an header and I didn’t want him to think I was winding him up so I said nothing. Either she learned to calm her shit down or he enjoyed her psycho jackhammer technique because they ended up having a kid together.

Similar thing happened to me once. I was seeing this girl back home and she came to visit me at Uni one weekend. Some vigorous activity ensued on the Friday night, several times. Looked down, blood everywhere. She’s hysterical thinking I’ve damaged her, meanwhile, ever the gentleman I’ve gone to the bog to clean myself up and noticed a tiny tear in my banjo string that was the source of the fountain of blood.
Took it easy for the rest of the weekend.

 

[bluethrough™]

You shouldn’t grip it too tight, causes tension in your forearms which reduces speed through the the swing which limits power/distance.
A good grip should be just tight enough that you don’t let go of the club.
Does help to have strong wrists though, sometimes, if the ball is sitting down in the rough, you need string wrists to maintain the angle through the ball.

Like kiffa's?

 

[Dr. Lecter]

You shouldn’t grip it too tight, causes tension in your forearms which reduces speed through the the swing which limits power/distance.
A good grip should be just tight enough that you don’t let go of the club.
Does help to have strong wrists though, sometimes, if the ball is sitting down in the rough, you need strong wrists to maintain the angle through the ball.

Are we still talking about golf now?