Mothers Day

[Delboyo]

OTT display at my local asda and this is just one side of the store, yes the majority of mothers do deserve to get spoilt but compare this to a display for fathers day where we have half arsed obligatory display of socks, dad's t shirts, bbq aprons, bbq tongs and shit bottle openers (which break after the 1st pull of the opening)

 

[Glos Blue]

My 24 year old step daughter asked me what I’m buying my missus for Mother’s Day.

Fuck all I said, she ain’t my mother.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

OTT display at my local asda and this is just one side of the store, yes the majority of mothers do deserve to get spoilt but compare this to a display for fathers day where we have half arsed obligatory display of socks, dad's t shirts, bbq aprons, bbq tongs and shit bottle openers (which break after the 1st pull of the opening)

Mother's push you out of their fanny though so they deserve everything

 

[stantys tattoos]

Mother's push you out of their fanny though so they deserve everything

 

[Mrs Steve R]

It's not nice Stant

 

[stantys tattoos]

It's not nice Stant

i bet, thats why i've treated her to 10 cans of budweiser and 20 fags

 

[Melvin Udal]

Mother's push you out of their fanny though so they deserve everything

 

[Mrs Steve R]

i bet, thats why i've treated her to 10 cans of budweiser and 20 fags

I got vodka which I have opened tonight, look out..

 

[Melvin Udal]

Saturday. Woman. Vodka.

Perfect storm.

 

[bluethrough™]

Mother's push you out of their fanny though so they deserve everything

There's something unpleasant about this

 

[Mrs Steve R]

There's something unpleasant about this

 

[Melvin Udal]

There's something unpleasant about this

 

[Mrs Steve R]

 

[bluethrough™]

I have to see my mother tomorrow and I can't unread what you wrote.

Men don't want or need to know about such things

 

[stantys tattoos]

I got vodka which I have opened tonight, look out..

enjoy. but i forgot she quit smoking years ago and doesn't like drinking cans of bud, what a waste of money

 

[stantys tattoos]

I have to see my mother tomorrow and I can't unread what you wrote.

Men don't want or need to know about such things

i'm off up the club before my nieces arrive

 

[Malarkey]

Mother's push you out of their fanny though so they deserve everything

 

[Mrs Steve R]

I have to see my mother tomorrow and I can't unread what you wrote.

Men don't want or need to know about such things

Sorry love but that's the reality of the situation

 

[bluethrough™]

Sorry love but that's the reality of the situation

Clearly this teasing has hit a nerve

 

[Nugent]

Mother's push you out of their fanny though so they deserve everything

Men can be mothers too