Football Northampton Piss up

[stantys tattoos]

I’m now very drunk. You know the “I can’t feel my legs and face” drunk.
And I like whiskey.
And I like carpentry and woodworking.



Help me.




I think I’ve gone full Nugent …..



Arrrrrrggghhhhhh!

you'll be ok ringster

 

[Joecity]

Nuggles bricked it first instance despite pleading all year for it. He must have spilled some shit on the carpet and is gonna spend the day shake and vaccing.

 

[Joecity]

I got another one for stuff that looks like stuff that I found earlier. I was drunk tbh but it looks like the man in the moon.

 

[Joecity]

I got another one for stuff that looks like stuff that I found earlier. I was drunk tbh but it looks like the man in the moon.

 

[Joecity]

I believe its a mint. Wasn't pissed enough to eat it and find out.

 

[Popeye]

Nuggles bricked it first instance despite pleading all year for it. He must have spilled some shit on the carpet and is gonna spend the day shake and vaccing.

Nuggles is the woman of his house and demanded to bed early

 

[Popeye]

He obliges as well *yes miss yes miss* and scuttles to bed quicker than those little rats do under your decking Joe

 

[Nugent]

Nuggles first to brick it. Meeting some top boys 2mrw and now suddenly he don't like going in a Wetherspoons. Fucking fanny.

Nuggles bricked it first instance despite pleading all year for it. He must have spilled some shit on the carpet and is gonna spend the day shake and vaccing.

The biggest mis read of a message ever.

Im still coming you berk, im just not having breakfast.

Cos I had a shite meal last night and not much I know ill have to eat early Saturday morning.

I always got to work around my chrohns disease bollox lad or ill have tony gravy belly see.

For those on here that thought id shit out, I basically messaged Joe to say im not having breakfast and he thinks that means im mugging off the entire plan and meeting him at the stadium at 3pm.

 

[Popeye]

Still up drinking ya cunts, keep up

 

[Popeye]

Missus wrecked and watching Bon Jovi its my life on YouTube

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Logistics

Steve knows I'm the slowest walker on earth