Football Northampton Piss up

[stantys tattoos]

Gwan stantles

shite telly then fall upstairs

 

[Malarkey]

and me kiff 19 cans, 6 to go

Quiet night is it?

 

[stantys tattoos]

Quiet night is it?

yes mal fuck all on telly

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Joining you in spirit lads

Get on that hazy IPA lad

 

[Joecity]

Just woke up on settee with head banging and the feeling I'll soon be visiting Los Chunderos.....Hooray for drinking.

 

[Joecity]

So you lot post photos of the cast of one flew over the cuckoo’s nest, and not one of you perverts thought to post a photo of this bird in the shorts for your forum friends?
Shameful

We considered it...Nuggles mentioned it but we ultimately thought better of it. Honest to fuck there was nothing left to the imagination. Not that we have any.

 

[LlanBlue86]

yes mal fuck all on telly

Don’t worry stant tomorrow is your day tomorrow Stanty goes down the club and stays there until he can’t see

 

[Joecity]

Left the tap on as well in the bog. Lucky it was only the cold and the basin could cope. Be gutted if it was the hot. Looking round my front room looks like there's been a tramp living in here. The it dawned on me that tramp must be me. Empty bottles. A discarded pair of kecks. An empty plastic bag. 1 sock. All my bank cards on the floor but no sign of my wallet.

 

[stantys tattoos]

Left the tap on as well in the bog. Lucky it was only the cold and the basin could cope. Be gutted if it was the hot. Looking round my front room looks like there's been a tramp living in here. The it dawned on me that tramp must be me. Empty bottles. A discarded pair of kecks. An empty plastic bag. 1 sock. All my bank cards on the floor but no sign of my wallet.

fuck me joseph

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

G

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Kiffles still running amock in the leafies

 

[TH63]

Left the tap on as well in the bog. Lucky it was only the cold and the basin could cope. Be gutted if it was the hot. Looking round my front room looks like there's been a tramp living in here. The it dawned on me that tramp must be me. Empty bottles. A discarded pair of kecks. An empty plastic bag. 1 sock. All my bank cards on the floor but no sign of my wallet.

So if I’ve got this right, you’ve got to the ground an hour before kick off, fucked off home at half time, had a sausage, trashed your gaff, passed out and come to at 9pm?

Best not come to a game with me lad. In the pub 2 hours before kickoff, on the Guinness. Every game.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

So if I’ve got this right, you’ve got to the ground an hour before kick off, fucked off home at half time, had a sausage, trashed your gaff, passed out and come to at 9pm?

Best not come to a game with me lad. In the pub 2 hours before kickoff, on the Guinness. Every game.

Even I had two pints before the game today.

 

[stantys tattoos]

So if I’ve got this right, you’ve got to the ground an hour before kick off, fucked off home at half time, had a sausage, trashed your gaff, passed out and come to at 9pm?

Best not come to a game with me lad. In the pub 2 hours before kickoff, on the Guinness. Every game.

paddy has had a mare tone

 

[Joecity]

So if I’ve got this right, you’ve got to the ground an hour before kick off, fucked off home at half time, had a sausage, trashed your gaff, passed out and come to at 9pm?

Best not come to a game with me lad. In the pub 2 hours before kickoff, on the Guinness. Every game.

Let's explore a little deeper. Spent last night drinking Tonic Wine all excited. Due to its incredible high levels of sugar probably got about 3 hours kip. Done your weekly units in one evening.

Woke up. Puked up.

Drank more tonic wine. Went to town. Drank a few pints. Went to the ground and drank some more. Bastard boiling and people everywhere. Not my thing. Took a few selfies. Came back up the mountain and did indeed eat a sausage

Woke up to squalor I've managed to caause but you wouldn't live 30 mins drinking with me son.

 

[Joecity]

Just trying to work out where to start cleaning up this mess as well....Starving as well. Looked in cupboard and no rice pudding. Decided I'm gonna use the grid method and divide this front room into 8 equal squares. Im gonna clean the one that doesn't need cleaning tonight. Start the others in the morning. Would like to know where wallet is and errant sock is mind. Be here somewhere no doubt.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Let's explore a little deeper. Spent last night drinking Tonic Wine all excited. Due to its incredible high levels of sugar probably got about 3 hours kip. Done your weekly units in one evening.

Woke up. Puked up.

Drank more tonic wine. Went to town. Drank a few pints. Went to the ground and drank some more. Bastard boiling and people everywhere. Not my thing. Took a few selfies. Came back up the mountain and did indeed eat a sausage

Woke up to squalor I've managed to caause but you wouldn't live 30 mins drinking with me son.

Disappointed me

 

[TH63]

Just trying to work out where to start cleaning up this mess as well....Starving as well. Looked in cupboard and no rice pudding. Decided I'm gonna use the grid method and divide this front room into 8 equal squares. Im gonna clean the one that doesn't need cleaning tonight. Start the others in the morning. Would like to know where wallet is and errant sock is mind. Be here somewhere no doubt.

There’s a reason you’re starving - no chips and curry sauce with your sausage.

 

[Joecity]

There’s a reason you’re starving - no chips and curry sauce with your sausage.

Hard to disagree tbf.

 

[Joecity]

Disappointed me

Say it to my face.