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Bollocks to that, along with sultanas in curry.

The dirty bastards.

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Hang a fucking banger now mun.
Fruity curry is the dogs bollox. Being dunked in via a chip butty.

Theres something wrong with you mun
 
Anyone who puts pineapple on a pizza or puts sultanas in a curry need a good shoeing :nqat:
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I'm with the colonel on this, don't people have pineapple on gammon?
 
Tuna and Pineapple could work though. Hmmm... I'd have to try it. One should never rule any new tastes out tbf.

Tuna & pineapple with cooked greasy cheese though? No no no.

Or tuna with pineapple actually, fucking weirdo.
 
Hang on now...Think about it...Salty(ish) tuna and sweet Pineapple..Sourish taste from the cheese and a spicy tomato sauce...This can work... The 4 flavours the tounge can taste...I'm warming to the idea...
 
Pineapple on pizza is only for poofs or gays. Which one are you?
 
Tuna & pineapple with cooked greasy cheese though? No no no.

Or tuna with pineapple actually, fucking weirdo.

Open your mind mun. You want sweet, sour, salt and hot...It could come together could this. I bet I could make this work. Not from Dominos or whatever but made at home this has legs...All the flavour profiles are there...Umami in abundance...This can work...
 
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Open your mind mun. You want sweet, sour, salt and hot...It could come together could this. I bet I could make this work. Not from Dominos or whatever but made at home this has legs...All the flavour profiles are there...Umami in abundance...This can work...

I don't like pineapple though, I find it too sweet, even fresh. Don't judge me .
 
I don't like pineapple though, I find it too sweet, even fresh. Don't judge me .

Fair enough. I'd show that Pineapple a hot pan me...Blacken it a liitle bitt. Change the flavour profile. Add chilli to the tomato sauce. Use fresh tuna, seared and salted. A young Mozzerella cheese on Sourdough base. Throw it in the fucking bin then..Who am I kidding.
 
Fair enough. I'd show that Pineapple a hot pan me...Blacken it a liitle bitt. Change the flavour profile. Add chilli to the tomato sauce. Use fresh tuna, seared and salted. A young Mozzerella cheese on Sourdough base. Throw it in the fucking bin then..Who am I kidding.
Just add spunk and you’ve completed the gay spectrum!

Fucking young mozzarella FFS!
 
Agreed. I add a few chopped dates to most curries to provide sweetness. Mango also works well.

Slap some papaya down in that

For reals
 
My pork or chicken and pineapple curry is to die for. PM me for the recipe.
 
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Just add spunk and you’ve completed the gay spectrum!

Fucking young mozzarella FFS!

:hehe:

As oppose to the stringy processed stuff you'd normally find killing all life on a pizza in Blighty...Gay? You may well have a point.
 
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