Ryan Giggs Court Case

[Heisenberg]

From his autobiography 'Ryan Giggs - My Goal':

"What some people may not no about me is that I'm a massive lover of legs and bingo. So of course I jumped at the opportunity to grab the Number 11 shirt at the first chance and I never let it go".

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Roses are pink
And so is my cock
Turn round that spoon
Or I’ll knock off your block

 

[Malarkey]

Ryan Giggs Blues song.

Woke up this morning,
Don't believe what I saw,
Ryans Giggs' sister in law,
Sparked out on the floor.

 

[Steve R]

For he's a jolly good fellow,
for he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow.....
ELBOW!

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Nobel Prize for Literature awarded to Ryan Giggs

The publication of the finest poem ever written has brought this year’s Nobel Prize discussions to an unexpectedly early close. “Usually we talk for months amongst ourselves before deci…

newsthump.com

 

[philstantsrifle]

Maybe there’s actually some evidence that they haven’t shared with you, Rumpole.

The prosecution spent a few hours reading through his cringe worthy poems… I’m really not sure how in any way they show him to be coercive and manipulative. Surely any ‘proper evidence’ would trump those poems?!

 

[bluethrough™]

The prosecution spent a few hours reading through his cringe worthy poems… I’m really not sure how in any way they show him to be coercive and manipulative. Surely any ‘proper evidence’ would trump those poems?!

It's like they are just trying to ridicule him in public

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

The prosecution spent a few hours reading through his cringe worthy poems… I’m really not sure how in any way they show him to be coercive and manipulative. Surely any ‘proper evidence’ would trump those poems?!

I thought it was his defence that used the poems as evidence.

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

 

[Melvin Udal]

Brilliant.

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

Brilliant.

Eyes too far apart imo.

 

[PointyHead]

As far as I recall, the messages were used and agreed by both prosecution and defence to paint the picture of the relationship, also to establish agreed facts. There were way more than the poem ones which were far more relevant to the case.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Eyes too far apart imo.

Agree. The real tw@t a member of the shifty eyes club.

George W Bush...another genius.

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

As far as I recall, the messages were used and agreed by both prosecution and defence to paint the picture of the relationship, also to establish agreed facts. There were way more than the poem ones which were far more relevant to the case.

Don't come in here with "facts" and "court transcripts" you nerd

thats not what this forum is about

 

[Gary Madine's Fight Club]

 

[PointyHead]

Don't come in here with "facts" and "court transcripts" you nerd

thats not what this forum is about

Meh...

Tom Heaton shoulda nocked you out.

 

[Knees up Brian Clark]

He plays down the left
he plays down the right
but the boy Ryan Giggs
poems are shite

 

[Dr. Lecter]

As far as I recall, the messages were used and agreed by both prosecution and defence to paint the picture of the relationship, also to establish agreed facts. There were way more than the poem ones which were far more relevant to the case.

Poem ones were comedy gold though.

Never mind facts, we just want to take the piss out of the miserable reluctant Welshman.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Poem ones were comedy gold though.

Never mind facts, we just want to take the piss out of the miserable reluctant Welshman.

Hate the fecker me. English under 17 shirt pic. Cnut.

 

[PointyHead]

Poem ones were comedy gold though.

Never mind facts, we just want to take the piss out of the miserable reluctant Welshman.

Ah, carry on then.