Off-Topic Shit tattoo thread

[Jimmytaff]

 

[The Colonel]

I just really wanted it

 

[Jimmytaff]

I just really wanted it

Been tiddy fucked too much

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Just needs a random full stop after the text and he'll be good to go

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Fucking hell. Paying for a tattoo about rivals you claim to hate so much, but which seems like a good idea pissed up with the lads.

Then waking up the next day and upon entering the bathroom (or those really high end, posh mirrored wardrobes like wot we've got) realising that you now have your rivals name emblazoned on your own body, pretty much for life.

Unless you go for the horrible and expensive laser treatment.

I'm prone to a middle aged cock up, but fuck me, that's all kinds of wrong.

I always scroll through the comments as there's always a pearler lurking down there and this is a brilliant example

 

[Jimmytaff]

Fucking hell. Paying for a tattoo about rivals you claim to hate so much, but which seems like a good idea pissed up with the lads.

Then waking up the next day and upon entering the bathroom (or those really high end, posh mirrored wardrobes like wot we've got) realising that you now have your rivals name emblazoned on your own body, pretty much for life.

Unless you go for the horrible and expensive laser treatment.

I'm prone to a middle aged cock up, but fuck me, that's all kinds of wrong.

I always scroll through the comments as there's always a pearler lurking down there and this is a brilliant example

Didn't know Mendez Laing played for Celtic

 

[Jimmytaff]

Just needs a random full stop after the text and he'll be good to go

Truly awful. A prison tat?.if that guy has a license it should be withdrawn

 

[The Colonel]

 

[Jimmytaff]

The tattoo is the same woman 3 weeks after she died

 

[William Smith]

 

[Joecity]

With them all, I aim to save up when I get a job and will go to best place.

Has any of this happened yet ?

 

[Joecity]

Should have bought these instead

Joy Division oven gloves

Good poster he was

 

[Worse]

I wouldn’t bother; I regret all mine and have hindered my promotion prospects in work.

Having made the mistake of employing a young manager who arrived in Oman asking, "Where's the pubs then"?

My former employers were horrified when a report came in, from the local Omani plod, that, drinking and dancing with his shirt off, revealed a mass of tattoos on him.

I never even got to meet him, as they had him out on the next plane to Heathrow.

 

[William Smith]

My thought are with those who's pens have run out of ink or vice versa

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Having made the mistake of employing a young manager who arrived in Oman asking, "Where's the pubs then"?

My former employers were horrified when a report came in, from the local Omani plod, that, drinking and dancing with his shirt off, revealed a mass of tattoos on him.

I never even got to meet him, as they had him out on the next plane to Heathrow.

 

[The Colonel]

 

[stantys tattoos]

80 hours that's a few cans

 

[Jimmytaff]

That's a hell of a margin they're making. Ink can't cost that much

 

[Men of Salech]

Doc Graham would’ve put a red squiggly line under it and a full stop at the end.

 

[stantys tattoos]

Doc Graham would’ve put a red squiggly line under it and a full stop at the end.

a few have mine as well