Snow White

[Melvin Udal]

Just writing this while in the cinema, trailer just come on for the new Snow White film.

Guess what colour Disney have made her?

Snow Whitey

 

[Melvin Udal]

No White

 

[Jimmytaff]

No White

Calm down Melvin X you bowtie, stupid hat wearing ape-man

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Snow White and the seven triggered gammon.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Snow White and the seven triggered gammon.

Could have gone for Snow Shite and the seven intellectual dwarves

 

[kernel]

 

[Melvin Udal]

 

[Malarkey]

The Seven Samurai

 

[TH63]

Chinese detective Charlie Chan

 

[Jimmytaff]

Chinese detective Charlie Chan

Is that Brian Cox?

 

[TH63]

Mr Yunioshi, the Japanese landlord in Breakfast at Tiffany’s

 

[TH63]

Is that Brian Cox?

Peter Ustinov

 

[kernel]

Mr Yunioshi, the Japanese landlord in Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Are you saying it's right or it's wrong to replace the original race? Hard to tell.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Ben Kingsley does have some Indian heritage though I believe

 

[Melvin Udal]

Are you saying it's right or it's wrong to replace the original race? Hard to tell.

True. Perhaps Anne Boleyn did have an afro

 

[TH63]

Are you saying it's right or it's wrong to replace the original race? Hard to tell.

I’m saying that getting one’s knickers in a twist about who plays the part of a fictional character is funny.

 

[Melvin Udal]

I’m saying that getting one’s knickers in a twist about who plays the part of a fictional character is funny.

Spoiler

 

[TH63]

True. Perhaps Anne Boleyn did have an afro

Ah, but Ann Boleyn was a real person.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Ah, but Ann Boleyn was a real person.

And Snow White is made up? Sounds a bit two tier to me

 

[TH63]

Ben Kingsley does have some Indian heritage though I believe

Named at birth as Krishna Pandit Bhanji