Off-Topic Superb Owl

[Popeye]

Stanty?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Stanty?

Who's going to Photoshop his face on

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Who's going to Photoshop his face on

Not me, I've got to go to bed

 

[Popeye]

Who's going to Photoshop his face on

 

[kernel]

Who's going to Photoshop his face on

Now do Musk

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Now do Musk

Haw haw haw

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Who's going to Photoshop his face on

I thought he already did.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

What’s the most common owl in the UK?

 

[Jimmytaff]

What’s the most common owl in the UK?

Short eared?

 

[bluethrough™]

What’s the most common owl in the UK?

Tony owl

 

[Jimmytaff]

What’s the most common owl in the UK?

Tawny?

 

[Jimmytaff]

What’s the most common owl in the UK?

Stanty Owl

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Now do Musk

 

[Steve R]

What’s the most common owl in the UK?

Teat Owl.

 

[bluethrough™]

Teat Owl.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Teat Owl.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

I wouldn't touch her with yours

Why on earth would anyone want to touch a lady with someone else’s penis? How would it even work?

 

[kernel]

Why on earth would anyone want to touch a lady with someone else’s penis? How would it even work?

Well Popeye was saying he don't fancy her so I was simply assuring him that should the situation arise, I wouldn't hold his penis and touch her with it because he wouldn't enjoy it.

 

[TH63]

Oh Do you know why owls won't have sex when it's raining?

Because it's too wet to woo

 

[Nugent]

Sack of shite

Aww bless.

Is it too difficult for you to understand?
Want daddy to show you how American football works?