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Got up early this morning to do my chores, took dog out, done a big Tesco shop and came home.

Missus woke up at 10 and said "everyone's coming round now for the lions game".
Kids, grandkids, in laws .
"Make bacon sandwiches for everyone"

Im like what the fuck is going on ya?
I said "cardiffs on tele at 12.30, why didnt you ask?"

Fucking hell mun
Delayed kick off for me required or gonna have to watch on catch up.
:nope:
 
Nugent said:
Got up early this morning to do my chores, took dog out, done a big Tesco shop and came home.

Missus woke up at 10 and said "everyone's coming round now for the lions game".
Kids, grandkids, in laws .
"Make bacon sandwiches for everyone"

Im like what the fuck is going on ya?
I said "cardiffs on tele at 12.30, why didnt you ask?"

Fucking hell mun
Delayed kick off for me required or gonna have to watch on catch up.
:nope:
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Ask if you're allowed out.
 
Sounds like a bad unsolicited Krimbo
 
Otherwise known as ‘I do as my missus tells me’

Put your trousers on, foot down and tell her to make the bacon rolls:warnock:
 
Nugent said:
Got up early this morning to do my chores, took dog out, done a big Tesco shop and came home.

Missus woke up at 10 and said "everyone's coming round now for the lions game".
Kids, grandkids, in laws .
"Make bacon sandwiches for everyone"

Im like what the fuck is going on ya?
I said "cardiffs on tele at 12.30, why didnt you ask?"

Fucking hell mun
Delayed kick off for me required or gonna have to watch on catch up.
:nope:
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This is what comes of years of giving in on the little things, she owns you
 

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#freenuggles
 
Nugent said:
Got up early this morning to do my chores, took dog out, done a big Tesco shop and came home.

Missus woke up at 10 and said "everyone's coming round now for the lions game".
Kids, grandkids, in laws .
"Make bacon sandwiches for everyone"

Im like what the fuck is going on ya?
I said "cardiffs on tele at 12.30, why didnt you ask?"

Fucking hell mun
Delayed kick off for me required or gonna have to watch on catch up.
:nope:
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Simple solution

Go to the pub
 
Nugent said:
Got up early this morning to do my chores, took dog out, done a big Tesco shop and came home.

Missus woke up at 10 and said "everyone's coming round now for the lions game".
Kids, grandkids, in laws .
"Make bacon sandwiches for everyone"

Im like what the fuck is going on ya?
I said "cardiffs on tele at 12.30, why didnt you ask?"

Fucking hell mun
Delayed kick off for me required or gonna have to watch on catch up.
:nope:
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Fanny
 
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Tell her youve left her for the woman next door.

Then send a load of complaints next door regarding the shit state of their shitty fence.
 
Ark at you lot telling him to man up when I bet you do as you are told too :hehe:
 
:hehe:
 
Mrs Steve R said:
Ark at you lot telling him to man up when I bet you do as you are told too :hehe:
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As far as I can see there’s only one dripping quim that wasn’t allowed to watch the city game.

Your lot can moan all you want but the football is staying on.

If birds don’t like then they should marry one of those weird blokes that don’t like sport.
 
Dr. Lecter said:
As far as I can see there’s only one dripping quim that wasn’t allowed to watch the city game.

Your lot can moan all you want but the football is staying on.

If birds don’t like then they should marry one of those weird blokes that don’t like sport.
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The egg got stopped for 30mins cos of thunder too, so I got to watch half hour of firdt half and then from 60th minute on
 
Dr. Lecter said:
As far as I can see there’s only one dripping quim that wasn’t allowed to watch the city game.

Your lot can moan all you want but the football is staying on.

If birds don’t like then they should marry one of those weird blokes that don’t like sport.
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Gays?
 
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