The shops today

[Joecity]

Fuck me...driving home from Cheltenham and was feeling peckish ..I know I thought there's a Morrisons in Ebbw Vale I'll dive in there and get some cooked chicken thighs..No cunt's got any money in Ebbw Vale so the place will be deserted...might even be loads of shit on offer cause no cunt can afford it....

Well how wrong I was....absolutely mobbed...cunts trying to pay by watch thinking they are shopping on Andor...cunts trying to put money in card only tills...cunts with overloaded trolleys full of shite in the basket only isle...cunts shouting 'Maaamir we forgot butter' go and get it I'll save our place in the que' then waiting 10 minutes for her to get back saying they only have Olivio left so I didn't get it....

Roads heaving as well plus I bet Tony has bought all the milk and bread from Thornhill Sainsburys...


Christmas be fucked. Hurry up the 27th.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

I’ve just popped into Tesco in Barry and it wasn’t that much busier than normal. Roads pretty quiet round here too.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Oh and ‘Maamir”

 

[Melvin Udal]

Tesco in Rogetstone rammed full. Car park ridiculous

 

[Captain Fishtits]

Fuck me...driving home from Cheltenham and was feeling peckish ..I know I thought there's a Morrisons in Ebbw Vale I'll dive in there and get some cooked chicken thighs..No cunt's got any money in Ebbw Vale so the place will be deserted...might even be loads of shit on offer cause no cunt can afford it....

Well how wrong I was....absolutely mobbed...cunts trying to pay by watch thinking they are shopping on Andor...cunts trying to put money in card only tills...cunts with overloaded trolleys full of shite in the basket only isle...cunts shouting 'Maaamir we forgot butter' go and get it I'll save our place in the que' then waiting 10 minutes for her to get back saying they only have Olivio left so I didn't get it....

Roads heaving as well plus I bet Tony has bought all the milk and bread from Thornhill Sainsburys...


Christmas be fucked. Hurry up the 27th.

Ahhh Morrisons. I have avoided that particular supermarket after watching a woman trying to scan an onion for nearly 5 minutes
I couldn’t deal with that level of cabbage

 

[Melvin Udal]

Ahhh Morrisons. I have avoided that particular supermarket after watching a woman trying to scan an onion for nearly 5 minutes
I couldn’t deal with that level of cabbage

Ebbw Vale supermarkets, by fukc they are rough shoppers.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Tesco in Rogetstone rammed full. Car park ridiculous

Surprised you're allowed that far South

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

supermarkets a no go area now

were since last Friday

 

[Melvin Udal]

Surprised you're allowed that far South

Work that way

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Fuck me...driving home from Cheltenham and was feeling peckish ..I know I thought there's a Morrisons in Ebbw Vale I'll dive in there and get some cooked chicken thighs..No cunt's got any money in Ebbw Vale so the place will be deserted...might even be loads of shit on offer cause no cunt can afford it....

Well how wrong I was....absolutely mobbed...cunts trying to pay by watch thinking they are shopping on Andor...cunts trying to put money in card only tills...cunts with overloaded trolleys full of shite in the basket only isle...cunts shouting 'Maaamir we forgot butter' go and get it I'll save our place in the que' then waiting 10 minutes for her to get back saying they only have Olivio left so I didn't get it....

Roads heaving as well plus I bet Tony has bought all the milk and bread from Thornhill Sainsburys...


Christmas be fucked. Hurry up the 27th.

At least you had some of the watch lads speeding up the gaff Joeccles

 

[Travis Bickle]

Went in Colchester avenue Sainsbury’s at 7 to get my turkey etc, not very busy at all

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Tesco in Rogetstone rammed full. Car park ridiculous

Tesco Express doesn’t count

 

[Jimmytaff]

Work that way

Guitar solo

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Went in Colchester avenue Sainsbury’s at 7 to get my turkey etc, not very busy at all

Sainsbury by me is never that rammed either tbf, even at peak times

 

[Captain Fishtits]

I’ve just popped into Tesco in Barry and it wasn’t that much busier than normal. Roads pretty quiet round here too.

I’ve just left there it was a bit manic
It seems that a few of the Morrisons clientele had left the reservation and headed north for the day
The special needs jumpers and the missing teeth/chromosones were the give away
Shopping finished and only enough room in the fridge for a Dairylea slice

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I’ve just left there it was a bit manic
It seems that a few of the Morrisons clientele had left the reservation and headed north for the day
The special needs jumpers and the missing teeth/chromosones were the give away
Shopping finished and only enough room in the fridge for a Dairylea slice

Bumped into Graham then?

 

[Joecity]

At least you had some of the watch lads speeding up the gaff Joeccles

Not these cunts...they might as well have had had foil wrapped Viscount biscuits sello taped to their wrists...

 

[Captain Fishtits]

Bumped into Graham then?

I’ve had the displeasure of seeing him in Tesco and thanks to the anonymity this board has given me I escaped unharmed unscathed and feeling rather smug

 

[Joecity]

I’ve had the displeasure of seeing him in Tesco and thanks to the anonymity this board has given me I escaped unharmed unscathed and feeling rather smug

I've seen him trying to buy tobacco or cans or whatever we were getting in the Indian shop opposite Barry Town and the cunts behind the till couldn't understand him at all

 

[Captain Fishtits]

I've seen him trying to buy tobacco or cans or whatever we were getting in the Indian shop opposite Barry Town and the cunts behind the till couldn't understand him at all

I’m sure there’s dolphins out there saying exactly the same thing