The State of Facebook

[Dr. Lecter]

Lentils, musicals?

Massive lefty

Carrot batons

Paw Patrol?

Nonce.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

 

[Melvin Udal]

Piss off boring bint

 

[Jimmytaff]

Piss off boring bint

Harsh on @Mrs Steve R

 

[Melvin Udal]

Harsh on @Mrs Steve R

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Harsh on @Mrs Steve R

I'm not a boring bint, I'm "So sweet" and "Cute" according to the 2 Egyptian accounts that commented on my profile pic this morning

 

[Jimmytaff]

I'm not a boring bint, I'm "So sweet" and "Cute" according to the 2 Egyptian accounts that commented on my profile pic this morning

Those are gay men but they are in der Nile

 

[Melvin Udal]

I'm not a boring bint, I'm "So sweet" and "Cute" according to the 2 Egyptian accounts that commented on my profile pic this morning

Pics of them dusky maidens

 

[TH63]

Those are gay men but they are in der Nile

 

[Nugent]

Those are gay men but they are in der Nile

Thinking of ways how I can get this joke shoehorned into a conversation in work today.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Thinking of ways how I can get this joke shoehorned into a conversation in work today.

How about...

Lads, I know you all think I'm a screaming bender, today I'm letting you all know that you're all right and I've being eyeing you up since the start...the fag breaks are just an excuse for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle.

So I'm no longer in de nile.

 

[Popeye]

 

[Jimmytaff]

They've both got a shitty deal looks like

 

[Worse]

Piss off boring bint

No point trying to play hard to get Melvin. She wouldn't cross the road to piss on you, if you were on fire.

 

[Worse]

Stick around brother.
I'll train you up. I'm not a top 10 poster for nuffing lol.
Join me and together we will rule the galaxy as father and son

What, just like Steptoe?

 

[Melvin Udal]

No point trying to play hard to get Melvin. She wouldn't cross the road to piss on you, if you were on fire.

Hmmm... I'm a looker

 

[Jimmytaff]

Hmmm... I'm a looker

 

[Dr. Lecter]

What sort of weirdo gets married in a football shirt?

Also a real fan would get married at the ground.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

What sort of weirdo gets married in a football shirt?

Also a real fan would get married at the ground.

With the reception in Greggs?

 

[Dr. Lecter]

With the reception in Greggs?

Nah Caerphilly Social.