The State of Facebook

[Nugent]

Nah Caerphilly Social.

Grab a granny Sunday?

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Grab a granny Sunday?

Probably the best you can hope for.

 

[stantys tattoos]

What sort of weirdo gets married in a football shirt?

Also a real fan would get married at the ground.

didn't you get married at the ground?

 

[Nugent]

didn't you get married at the ground?

Did he? The sad fuck

 

[Dr. Lecter]

didn't you get married at the ground?

I did indeed.

Andy Legg was there too.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Did he? The sad fuck

Not at all. Real men tell the birds how it’s going to be. Ponces wear dressing gowns, do a bit of dusting and have to ask permission to watch football.

 

[bluethrough™]

I did indeed.

Andy Legg was there too.

Pull the other one

 

[Jimmytaff]

Opting Out!
So now they are doing it, just announced on Channel 4 News. Facebook is charging all users starting Monday. You can do an opt-out of this. Hold your finger over this message and copy it, it can’t be shared. I do not give permission for Facebook to charge £4.99 a month to my account, also; all my pictures are my property of mine and NOT Facebook!!! Opt out If you are thinking of getting off FB because of the volume of sales ads and trash stuff. So hold your finger anywhere in this post and click ′copy’. Go to your page where it says ‘What's on your mind?’ Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system.
Goodbye annoying ads and
Hello new and old friends!

By someone I thought was smarter than thatlike Facebook can just start taking money off you next week

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Opting Out!
So now they are doing it, just announced on Channel 4 News. Facebook is charging all users starting Monday. You can do an opt-out of this. Hold your finger over this message and copy it, it can’t be shared. I do not give permission for Facebook to charge £4.99 a month to my account, also; all my pictures are my property of mine and NOT Facebook!!! Opt out If you are thinking of getting off FB because of the volume of sales ads and trash stuff. So hold your finger anywhere in this post and click ′copy’. Go to your page where it says ‘What's on your mind?’ Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system.
Goodbye annoying ads and
Hello new and old friends!

By someone I thought was smarter than thatlike Facebook can just start taking money off you next week

My auntie Lesley will be sharing that soon then

 

[NumberAde]

Opting Out!
So now they are doing it, just announced on Channel 4 News. Facebook is charging all users starting Monday. You can do an opt-out of this. Hold your finger over this message and copy it, it can’t be shared. I do not give permission for Facebook to charge £4.99 a month to my account, also; all my pictures are my property of mine and NOT Facebook!!! Opt out If you are thinking of getting off FB because of the volume of sales ads and trash stuff. So hold your finger anywhere in this post and click ′copy’. Go to your page where it says ‘What's on your mind?’ Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system.
Goodbye annoying ads and
Hello new and old friends!

By someone I thought was smarter than thatlike Facebook can just start taking money off you next week

 

[stantys tattoos]

Opting Out!
So now they are doing it, just announced on Channel 4 News. Facebook is charging all users starting Monday. You can do an opt-out of this. Hold your finger over this message and copy it, it can’t be shared. I do not give permission for Facebook to charge £4.99 a month to my account, also; all my pictures are my property of mine and NOT Facebook!!! Opt out If you are thinking of getting off FB because of the volume of sales ads and trash stuff. So hold your finger anywhere in this post and click ′copy’. Go to your page where it says ‘What's on your mind?’ Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system.
Goodbye annoying ads and
Hello new and old friends!

By someone I thought was smarter than thatlike Facebook can just start taking money off you next week

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Opting Out!
So now they are doing it, just announced on Channel 4 News. Facebook is charging all users starting Monday. You can do an opt-out of this. Hold your finger over this message and copy it, it can’t be shared. I do not give permission for Facebook to charge £4.99 a month to my account, also; all my pictures are my property of mine and NOT Facebook!!! Opt out If you are thinking of getting off FB because of the volume of sales ads and trash stuff. So hold your finger anywhere in this post and click ′copy’. Go to your page where it says ‘What's on your mind?’ Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system.
Goodbye annoying ads and
Hello new and old friends!

By someone I thought was smarter than thatlike Facebook can just start taking money off you next week

Mine is bigger than yours

 

[Jimmytaff]

Mine is bigger than yours

Price is in dollars

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Price is in dollars

Yeah and? Just copy and paste it before it's too late mun

 

[dembe]

Strong as fuck too

Can lift 10-50 times their own weight

Some carpenters on here couldn’t lift a finger

 

[Popeye]

 

[Jimmytaff]

Handle being the operative word

 

[kernel]

Handle being the operative word

yeah handle DOGS COCKS

 

[Bolluckchops]

How about...

Lads, I know you all think I'm a screaming bender, today I'm letting you all know that you're all right and I've being eyeing you up since the start...the fag breaks are just an excuse for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle.

So I'm no longer in de nile.

Fag breaks.

 

[NumberAde]

Yeah, because sharing something like that would be really really risky, like. And pointless. But, needless to say, a family of twats is sharing this right now.

Nothing says "I love you" more than reminding someone that you're not really their daddy.