Things your Mrs don't need to know...

[Melvin Udal]

We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail

 

[stantys tattoos]

We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail

not coming out melv

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail

Man of your age really ought to have his own bank account

 

[Jimmytaff]

We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail

Coward

 

[stantys tattoos]

buying scarface jackets

 

[Dr. Lecter]

We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail

Telling her that 3 inches and 2 minutes is normal.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Telling her that 3 inches and 2 minutes is normal.

2 minutes

 

[Jimmytaff]

2 minutes

9 times your record

 

[Dr. Lecter]

2 minutes

Well it takes me a while these days to get my jeans off.

 

[TroggBlue]

Well it takes me a while these days to get my jeans off.

So you can add the time it takes to get undressed to the actual time you last? This is a game changer, and a welcome one at that.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

So you can add the time it takes to get undressed to the actual time you last? This is a game changer, and a welcome one at that.

Only when you get to our age though.

You young uns need to be looking at 4 minutes minimum.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Curry and chips earlier

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Only when you get to our age though.

You young uns need to be looking at 4 minutes minimum.

What if I'm wearing Adidas poppers? De-clothing time is instant, and I'm now meant to last nearly 4 mins???

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

What if I'm wearing Adidas poppers? De-clothing time is instant, and I'm now meant to last nearly 4 mins???

Poppers

Knew it

 

[Mrs Steve R]

We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail

Man up and eat what you want

Edit: Foodwise obvs

 

[Dr. Lecter]

What if I'm wearing Adidas poppers? De-clothing time is instant, and I'm now meant to last nearly 4 mins???

If you’re wearing adidas poppers then I’m guessing you’re not getting any fanny.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail

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Poor Steve.

 

[Jimmytaff]

If you’re wearing adidas poppers then I’m guessing you’re not getting any fanny.

Thought he was meant to be shagging all his housemates

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Thought he was meant to be shagging all his housemates

He is.

Unfortunately he lives on Caldey Island.

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Only when you get to our age though.

You young uns need to be looking at 4 minutes minimum.

By simply thrusting slower, you can easily achieve the 8 minute mark