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Melvin Udal

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We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail:wink:
 
We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail:wink:
not coming out melv
 
We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail:wink:
Man of your age really ought to have his own bank account
 
We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail:wink:
Coward:hehe:
 
buying scarface jackets
 
We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail:wink:
Telling her that 3 inches and 2 minutes is normal.
 
So you can add the time it takes to get undressed to the actual time you last? This is a game changer, and a welcome one at that.
Only when you get to our age though.

You young uns need to be looking at 4 minutes minimum.
 
Curry and chips earlier :thumbup:
 
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We all have certain things we need not tell our Mrs.

These things are ultimately for her own well being, piece of mind and relationship stability.

Here's just one of my many:

Buying my daily nibbles cash only. No paper trail:wink:
Man up and eat what you want :shrug2::hehe:

Edit: Foodwise obvs :hehe:
 
What if I'm wearing Adidas poppers? De-clothing time is instant, and I'm now meant to last nearly 4 mins???
If you’re wearing adidas poppers then I’m guessing you’re not getting any fanny.
 
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