Off-Topic Who would you ban from a pub if you owned one?

[MaestegBlue]

Doubt he'd drink and cycle tbh.

If he was in a pub, he'd be the type to sit in the corner, nurse a poncey coffee for three hours and lecture the clientele about proper pub etiquette whilst threatening to report those who don't return empty glasses to the bar.

But he would sit outside in the pub beer garden which would also have a car park, where he would have his camera pointed at people who were setting up their sat nav and the like to make his poncey YouTube videos.

Hate that prick so much

 

[stantys tattoos]

people who don't use beer mats, don't take their glasses back, leave mess on the table and lenny henry

 

[MaestegBlue]

A bit more of an extensive list now that I’ve thought about it:

Jacks
Politicians
Vegans
People who order Guinness last
People who order multiple stupid coffees
Posh Twats
Chavs
People wearing Lycra
Children (grown ups should be allowed a pint in peace)
People born in South Wales that support Utd, Liverpool, Man City etc
People involved with Just Stop Oil
Anus
Friends of Anus
Woke people

 

[bluethrough™]

People who go out to meet mates then sit there all night glued to their fucking phones

 

[stantys tattoos]

People who go out to meet mates then sit there all night glued to their fucking phones

pisses me off blue especially the youngsters and some the same age of me

 

[Jimmytaff]

People who go out to meet mates then sit there all night glued to their fucking phones

Maybe that's just the effect you have on them

Agreed, it's a twat move