Football You own the club now, what do you do?

[Knees up Brian Clark]

First thing I'd do is make us have Cat 1 academy status.

Reinstate our old badge, banish any Malaysian advertising.

Get rid of the red seats.

Appoint football experts in the hierarchy.

Sign a deal with Amazon prime with Dai Hunt as the host.

you forgot....go for the world record manager sackings in a calendar year

 

[Knees up Brian Clark]

I'd bring back golden the goal tickets

 

[Nugent]

And get us relegated?

Meh

Non believer.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Meh

Non believer.

Maybe if I saw his face

 

[Ponty and pop]

Bring all the old stuff back.
Hospital Broadcast.
Programmes around the inside of the stadium.
Free entertainment for kids
One child free with one adult.
Spend enough to get us to the very top.
Improve car parking facilities.
Lay on free transport to the ground from surrounding areas.
Buy Swansea and bankrupt them so they can play in the league of Wales wearing red shirts with visit mumbles on the front.
Oh get us a rat catcher.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Bring all the old stuff back.
Hospital Broadcast.
Programmes around the inside of the stadium.
Free entertainment for kids
One child free with one adult.
Spend enough to get us to the very top.
Improve car parking facilities.
Lay on free transport to the ground from surrounding areas.
Buy Swansea and bankrupt them so they can play in the league of Wales wearing red shirts with visit mumbles on the front.
Oh get us a rat catcher.

Swansea's shirts should have Vist Cardiff: our country's beautiful capital as their sponsor

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Bring all the old stuff back.
Hospital Broadcast.
Programmes around the inside of the stadium.
Free entertainment for kids
One child free with one adult.
Spend enough to get us to the very top.
Improve car parking facilities.
Lay on free transport to the ground from surrounding areas.
Buy Swansea and bankrupt them so they can play in the league of Wales wearing red shirts with visit mumbles on the front.
Oh get us a rat catcher.

Sign Brennan Johnson, he could score the goals and catch the rats, two birds with one stone like.

 

[TroggBlue]

You don't just come up with all this without years of planning

Other than what I was going to do with the ccs, this has been a dream of mine since I started playing the euromillions, I’ve worked out the costs, it can be done and I have money leftover which will go towards surround the away end with attack dogs and snipers firmly pointed at the away spectators with strict instructions to fire when they hear “sheep shaggers” being sung

 

[Ponty and pop]

Swansea's shirts should have Vist Cardiff: our country's beautiful capital as their sponsor

Yes good thinking

 

[Glos Blue]

Change the shirt sponsor to ‘Cardiff is the bollox’
Sign Mark Harris
That’ll do

 

[LlanBlue86]

1. Make a new badge on clip art

2. Change the home shirt to red

3. Refer to all fans as customers

4. Double season ticket prices

5. Sit at home laughing

 

[Steve R]

I'd bring back golden the goal tickets

I bought one of those back in the Durban days and it said November on it.

 

[Captain Fishtits]

Zambezi Zambezi to be only music played at the stadium
I have vague memories of this playing almost non stop in 1982 and it haunts me still
It’s only fair that everyone else has to endure this audible nightmare

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

1. Make a new badge on clip art

2. Change the home shirt to red

3. Refer to all fans as customers

4. Double season ticket prices

5. Sit at home laughing

Don’t be rude!

 

[Jimmytaff]

Don’t be rude!

He's Tan but more evil

 

[MaestegBlue]

Ban Anus and his cronies from ever setting foot in the ground again.

 

[SloopJB]

You've inherited 50 trillion from your Uncle Elon who was accidentally impaled on fully reusable two-stage launch rocket system Falcon 9, and the first thing you've done is get on the blower to Tan Sri Sir Dato Vincent Sri Tan who snapped your hand off when you offered 100 mil and to open a series of Kenny Rogers Roasters franchises across the UK.

So now the club is all yours to do with what you want.

Do you install Pep Gwardie-oler as gaffer with Hosay Moreenio as his number two? Do you set out on a quest to discover why Tom Ramasut has survived at least a dozen changes of management staff?

Maybe you decide we need a cheerleading squad, a half time show, t-shirt cannons and hot dog & beer vendors going up and down the terraces?

Or perhaps you remove all the seats, effectively bringing back standing and just pay the fines?

Post of the week @The Colonel NQAT.
SJB