Off-Topic Americanisms

[TH63]

American police dramas, the detective arrived at the scene, goes up to the first person he sees and says “What do we got?”
Illiterate cunts.

 

[Joecity]

American police dramas, the detective arrived at the scene, goes up to the first person he sees and says “What do we got?”
Illiterate cunts.

We gots a double homicide carried out with extreme prejudice. I figure the perp has a taste for this kind of thing. This ain't his first rodeo...search the case files for any John Doe's from the lower 9th district....Also a witness saw a Red Chevy leaving the scene...put out an apb for a Red Chevy and get that trooper to bring me a cowfffeeee

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

We gots a double homicide carried out with extreme prejudice. I figure the perp has a taste for this kind of thing. This ain't his first rodeo...search the case files for any John Doe's from the lower 9th district....Also a witness saw a Red Chevy leaving the scene...put out an apb for a Red Chevy and get that trooper to bring me a cowfffeeee

I gots the district attoynee bustin my ass

 

[TH63]

We’re code four here, one in custody and another circling the drain, ten four.

 

[Snoops]

We’re code four here, one in custody and another circling the drain, ten four.

You watching S.W.A.T

 

[kernel]

"2 a.m. in the morning"

 

[Jimmytaff]

"2 a.m. in the morning"

Well it's not 2 am in the afternoon is it wise guy

 

[Snoops]

Well it's not 2 am in the afternoon is it wise guy

Could be if you set your clock wrong

 

[bluethrough™]

Could be if you set your cock wrong

No that would just mean your clock was wrong

 

[Major Clanger]

‘Irregardless’. Grrr….

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Disoriented

 

[Jimmytaff]

Disoriented

Maybe they feel they've lost their club

 

[Melvin Udal]

Give it up



Fukof

 

[Major Clanger]

‘My bad’.

Your bad what; language skills?!

 

[Joecity]

Saying Gas instead of Petrol. Fucking idiots. My truck needs Gas at the next Gas Stop.

 

[TH63]

Having a cookie with your cup of tea.

Biscuits ffs

 

[Jimmytaff]

Having a cookie with your cup of tea.

Biscuits ffs

But a cookie is a tye of biscuit. If it's ring used by someone British to describe an actual biscuit you are legally entitled to punch them in the face

 

[kernel]

But a cookie is a tye of biscuit. If it's ring used by someone British to describe an actual biscuit you are legally entitled to punch them in the face

Biscuits in the US are like a scone type texture, I think. They have biscuits and gravy on menus over there.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Biscuits in the US are like a scone type texture, I think. They have biscuits and gravy on menus over there.

Americans are idiots

 

[kernel]

Americans are idiots

Don't have a go at TennesseeBluebird mun