Off-Topic Anybody wanna see what I'm having for tea?

[TH63]

Tbh I'd smash that now me and probably lick the pattern off the plate so bereft of actual food calories am I...But there again the only people I know who ever have a Sundayy lunch before 3pm are cunts in old people's homes and the nonce's on X Wing in HMP Parc.

Anyway are you meeting us for a beer next Saturday....Gonna be the piss ups of piss ups...



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Will still be on holiday I’m afraid

 

[Joecity]

Will still be on holiday I’m afraid

Have a good time lad.

 

[TH63]

Have a good time lad.

Thanks @Joecity

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Channeling my inner Wavey.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Channeling my inner Wavey.

You're upsetting @stantys tattoos

 

[stantys tattoos]

Channeling my inner Wavey.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Channeling my inner Wavey.

Fukthashit

 

[Nugent]

Crap roastys, not enough scarring on the skin to soak up the fat, mushy swede, wtf? OK for dentures I suppose.
Red cabbage???? Fuck off tone, not even you can genuinely be happy with that ffs.
I dont even accept red cabbage on a late night kebab ffs.

5/10 and im being generous with that

 

[Melvin Udal]

Crap roastys, not enough scarring on the skin to soak up the fat, mushy swede, wtf? OK for dentures I suppose.
Red cabbage???? Fuck off tone, not even you can genuinely be happy with that ffs.
I dont even accept red cabbage on a late night kebab ffs.

5/10 and im being generous with that

Too king royal

 

[Nugent]

Too king royal

Thanks Melv, but what about Tony's dinner

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Channeling my inner Wavey.

Did you fry the rice?

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Did you fry the rice?

Yes

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Yes

Do you get it to taste like a takeaway? I love fried rice but can't make it.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Do you get it to taste like a takeaway? I love fried rice but can't make it.

Just get the rice and fry it

 

[Jimmytaff]

Do you get it to taste like a takeaway? I love fried rice but can't make it.

It's not that hard but you need to boil the rice the day before

 

[Nugent]

Do you get it to taste like a takeaway? I love fried rice but can't make it.

Thats cos you're used to taking 15 mins to put a pasty in a paper bag

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

It's not that hard but you need to boil the rice the day before

Nah, just make it, cool it spread out on a plate & stick it in the fridge a few hours.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Just get the rice and fry it

It sticks and does not taste the same.

Thats cos you're used to taking 15 mins to put a pasty in a paper bag

 

[Jimmytaff]

Nah, just make it, cool it spread out on a plate & stick it in the fridge a few hours.

Fair enough, don't do it very often

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Do you get it to taste like a takeaway? I love fried rice but can't make it.

Nicer than takeaway.