Off-Topic Anybody wanna see what I'm having for tea?

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

All for that round greasy looking turd that wouldn't feed 2 people ?

I made 3 of the cunts, that was my daughters, mine was the same but with olives too.
My wife had artichoke's, tomatoes & olives.

She always overloads her pizzas which doesn't work well with the short sharp shock of the mini pizza oven. Still, we've had it about 4 years now so she'll not learn anytime soon.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I made 3 of the cunts, that was my daughters, mine was the same but with olives too.
My wife had artichoke's, tomatoes & olives.

She always overloads her pizzas which doesn't work well with the short sharp shock of the mini pizza oven. Still, we've had it about 4 years now so she'll not learn anytime soon.

Olives….

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Olives….

Love olives

 

[stantys tattoos]

Love olives

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Anyone that says they don't like olives has only ever had those pitted sliced black olives you get on cheap pizzas. I quite understand why they'd think that but proper olives are the fucking bomb.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Anyone that says they don't like olives has only ever had those pitted sliced black olives you get on cheap pizzas. I quite understand why they'd think that but proper olives are the fucking bomb.

 

[Joecity]

Anyone that says they don't like olives has only ever had those pitted sliced black olives you get on cheap pizzas. I quite understand why they'd think that but proper olives are the fucking bomb.

I endorse this statement.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Im enjoying the fact that forum has more swearing than ever and even pizzas are getting called cunts. Sorry @kernel ...

Don't be a sorry cunt

 

[LlanBlue86]

I fucking love swearing.

Makes me look cool as fuck, and a fucking hard cunting cunt.,

But deep down we all know your a smelly fucker from Caerphilly who’d struggle to beat his own meat

 

[stantys tattoos]

But deep down we all know your a smelly fucker from Caerphilly who’d struggle to beat his own meat

watch it tough guy i''ll beat his meat

 

[Melvin Udal]

I fucking love swearing.

Makes me look cool as fuck, and a fucking hard cunting cunt.,

Fukin right it cunting spunkin does

 

[Melvin Udal]

Anyone that says they don't like olives has only ever had those pitted sliced black olives you get on cheap pizzas. I quite understand why they'd think that but proper olives are the fucking bomb.

Mrs U introduced me to them.

Nice

 

[Jimmytaff]

Fukin right it cunting spunkin does

It's not big and it's not clever.




Like a retarded midget

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Just been to Brewers Fayre for a quick lunch, was full of kids (the place not the food )

 

[Jimmytaff]

Just been to Brewers Fayre for a quick lunch, was full of kids (the place not the food )

 

[Joecity]

Just been to Brewers Fayre for a quick lunch, was full of kids (the place not the food )

They should rename it the Brewers not Fayre lol...Or even better the Brewers a cunt.

 

[Joecity]

Got a sausage from the local takeaway. Willy's cock probably would have been more palatable. You know someone's fucked when they just walk in and order a sausage

You want anything else boss .

No just sausage.

Sal vinegar.

No just sausage. Stop fucking about and grab it with your tonges and give it to me...I can see it through the glass.

At that point the local constabulary should come and perform a field sobriety test on you.

I ate that cunt like I was Freddie Mercury tho.