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Whose joke was CRAPPEST? (see page 8 for jokes)

  • TH63's Golf Cake Joke

    Votes: 6 35.3%

  • Lecter's Conductor Joke

    Votes: 11 64.7%
  • Total voters
    17
  • Anonymous Poll
  • Poll closed .
Steve R said:
I've just won a single glove in a competition I found on
the back of a jar of Colmans.
Not a great prize, mustard mitt.
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One for the youngsters.

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When I was small my parents used to bath me in cheap Australian lager​



It wasn't until I was 18 I realised I had been Fostered
 
Just got in from work and @Mrs Steve R was counting all the 5ps and 10ps out on the kitchen table
when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for
no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
 
My friend said to me the other day when I was feeling low, 'Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be stuck in a hole underground full of water!'
I know he means well.
 
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Steve R said:
My friend said to me the other day when I was feeling low, 'Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be stuck in a hole underground full of water!'
I know he means well.
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Steve R said:
My friend said to me the other day when I was feeling low, 'Cheer up, it could be worse. You could be stuck in a hole underground full of water!'
I know he means well.
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